Best Conversation Quotes Ever

phee
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 2:47pm UTC

me: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: what for?
me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS, what do you think for?!!?

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phee
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February 10, 2013 2:49pm UTC

person: are you allergic to anything?
me: yes
person: to what?
me: people.

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 2:43pm UTC

an actual conversation i overheard on the train
person 1: i'm not against gay marriage but i feel sorry for people with 2 dads
person 2: what? why?
person 1: they have to put up with twice the dad jokes
person 2: omfg

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happiest*
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October 23, 2013 3:15pm UTC

me after every conversation: why the fck did i say that

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Hale_Storm18
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January 27, 2013 1:15pm UTC

People who I haven't seen in years: You got really pretty
Me: I'm not sure if I should take this as a compliment or an insult

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Living_Life_Freely
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January 26, 2013 8:52pm UTC

Boy: hey!!! I have two words to say.
Girl: what?
Boy: I LOVE YOU!!
Girl: isn't that 3 words?
Boy: No!!! because (u) and (I) are one!!!

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Living_Life_Freely
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January 27, 2013 7:34pm UTC

*Girl/b/tch in my class walks up to me*
Girl: i'm pritty shure i have the same shoes as you, and i got mine first.
Me: *looks down at shoes*
girl:
Me: yeah!!! so?
Me: atleast they look good on me!!!
Me: *walks away leving her speechless*
*True story*

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Raymatts
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January 29, 2013 3:13pm UTC

I'd say about 90% of my conversations go like this:
Person: This bagel tastes nasty.
Me: You taste nasty.
Person: My shoes are covered in mud.
Me: You're covered in mud.
Person: I ordered Coke. This is Pepsi.
Me: You're Pepsi.
Person: That sunset is beautiful.
Me: You're beautiful.
Person: Thanks.
Person: I'm hungry.
Me: You're hungry.
Person: Yea, I said that.
Me: Oh...

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Fireiscatching
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 4:10pm UTC

"Imagine reading
a book of every conversation where people have spoken of you."

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happiest*
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December 30, 2013 2:46pm UTC

one time I overslept and my mom came into my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing” to “Russian”, I rolled over and said “if I’m Russian, soviet” and to this day it’s the best joke I’ve ever made

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 7:58pm UTC

"Hey, did you ask yet?"
"No, my mom's in a bad mood."

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 3, 2014 5:28am UTC

Late night
conversations
make you
learn a lot
about people.

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† *
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 9:16pm UTC

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*My friend and I having a conversation*
Random Person: Well I think-
Me: Excuse me, this is an A and B conversation, so C your way the f^ck out.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 4:01pm UTC

Do you ever talk to
someone and feel really
happy no matter how sh.t
the conversation is.

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Katherine *
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 6:10am UTC

Friend: Heyy:)
Me: Hey
Friend: So you fell in the gym today.. HAHAHA
Me: No no no :). The floor just needed a hug.
Friend: Ok so that's why you were crying?
Me: It was a very emotional time.

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spence*
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 6:46pm UTC

I get really happy
when it's not me who starts the conversation
because that removes so much anxiety about whether
I'm borthing the person or if they secretly hate me even
if I know that's not true.

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phee
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 3:28pm UTC

friend: can i have breakfast in bed?
me: if you want breakfast in bed...
me: sleep in the kitchen.

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