Best Conversation Quotes Ever

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 10:29pm UTC

Friend 1: Has anyone noticed how hot the dude on the ten dollar bill is? I mean, look at him *shows me ten dollar bill*
Me: You mean Alexander Hamilton?
Friend 1: Hell yeah, he was a stud
Friend 2: Woah, founding father? More like founding hottie. Can I get an amen?

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 6:00pm UTC

"Who are you, and how did you
get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith and... I'm a locksmith..."

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Jessica♥*
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 6:07pm UTC

Me: Hey Mom, I have a boyfriend.
Mom: Really?
Me: Yup.
Mom: I'd like to meet him sometime.
Me: Yeah, me too.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 12:35am UTC

i may look like im listening to music but really i have my volume on zero
and im listening to everyones conversations
because im a true spy kid

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gcontento
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 10:04pm UTC

i sneeze in class:
*nothing*
someone else sneezes in class:
student: bless you
teacher: bless you
janitor: bless you
principal: bless you
intercom: bless you
class pet: bless you
chuck norris: bless you
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Lane *
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 10:47pm UTC

Will someone talk to me and actually have a conversation?

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Izzi
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 2:31pm UTC

you know how
people buy girls drinks in bars? why can't people do that in book shops? i mean if i was browsing books in a shop and a person came up to me, strikes a conversation with me and offers to buy me a book, there would be a much higher chance of it working in their favour
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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livin_life_young_and_in_love
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 10:06pm UTC

I bought my boyfriend a hat for his birthday.
My boyfriend: Is it sad that I'm sleeping next to your hat because it's the closest thing that I have to you?

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brillt27
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 6:01pm UTC

me: hey i washed all the dishes
mum: thanks could you put them away?
me: you must first upgrade from trial version to full version

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Destiny*
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 11:54am UTC

*watching the weather channel*
Weather Man: Next we'll be tracking Nemo.
Me: OMG, Mom, Nemo is on the weather channel!!!
Mom: That's the name of the storm, you idiot.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 11:23am UTC

sometimes I replay our conversation in my head
Thinking of everything I said wrong

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kelly*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 9:27pm UTC

"don't tell anyone what i just told you" they say
"i won't tell anyone" i reply,
as i copy and paste the whole conversation to my best friend

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CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 10:45pm UTC

My conversation with Derek a few minutes ago.
Him: You remind me of Charlie.
Me: Who's charlie?
Him: That guy from the movie you made me watch.
(The Perks of Being a Wallflower)
Me: Oh. Why?
Him: Because you're so similar to him. You're extremely shy and I've heard that you sit alone at lunch if I'm not there. You write stories but you never let me read them. You think too much. You listen to music from the 70's and 80's. And this might hurt, but you need to hear it. You blame yourself for your best friend's death, even thought it wasn't your fault, it wasn't anyone's fault. It just... happened.
Me: ..... It did kind of hurt hearing that.
Him: Sorry. I just thought that for a while, and I wanted to tell you. Also, the first time you got drunk, you begged me for a smoothie.
Me: Charlie wanted a milkshake. And from what I remember, you never even made me the smoothie!
Seriously, what is wrong with us?

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thatswutshesaid
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 5:21pm UTC

Me: *sneeze*
Class: *silence*
Popular girl: *sneeze*
Class: GOD BLESS YOU, LORD JESUS LET GOD PROTECT YOU FROM THAT SNEEZE YOU BEAUTIFUL CHILD. AMEN.

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RosieGraceBlack
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 12:27pm UTC

I want someone to talk to me

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Purfy
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 10:24am UTC

* My brother says something stupid*
Me: Hahaha,gotta post that on Witty.
Him: Why do you always have to post everything I say on Witty?
Me: Because I want to show the world that sometimes,straight A students can be stupid.

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Mangooo
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 8:02pm UTC

him: i like blue. so, that's why i like your jacket.
me: yeah, me too! that's why i like your shirt... sweater... thing.
him:
me:
him:
me: yeah
We both suck at flirting. We should get married.

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MaddyWaddy
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 7:06pm UTC

I hate the fact that
if i d o n ' t start the convesation ///
I KNOW THERE WON'T BE ONE

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abbfab99
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 2:59pm UTC

Friend: How do you tell someone you want to rip off their limbs and feed them to wild animals?
Me: I don't know, but there's always a Hallmark card for it.

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xxlive_laugh_lovexx
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 1:09am UTC

My boyfriend and I have never met. I haven't even seen him. It's so hard, but he says things like this to me. And that makes everything okay. I love this boy, and I wanted to share it with you to show you that love comes unexpectedly. I hope it gives you the butterflies it gave me. I copied it directly from Skype.
[8/2/2013 10:14:46 PM] Jeremy: im not gonna hurt you or yell at you or make you feel tiny and hate yourself
[8/2/2013 10:14:51 PM] Jeremy: i love you more then anything
[8/2/2013 10:14:56 PM] Jeremy: you are perfect to me
[8/2/2013 10:15:00 PM] Jeremy: a princess
[8/2/2013 10:15:26 PM] Jeremy: beautiful with a beautiful body and amazing sweet smart fun caring loving everything and anything i have ever wanted
[8/2/2013 10:15:31 PM] Jeremy: you dont need to fear me
[8/2/2013 10:15:35 PM] Jeremy: i always want you
[8/2/2013 10:15:38 PM] Jeremy: i always will
[8/2/2013 10:15:57 PM] Jeremy: im attracted to you no mallter what you wear or what your hair is like makeup or none idc
[8/2/2013 10:16:09 PM] Jeremy: i love you
[8/2/2013 10:16:15 PM] Jeremy: you're perfect to me
[8/2/2013 10:16:24 PM] Jeremy: you need to know that in your heart
[8/2/2013 10:16:37 PM] Jeremy: because it breaks my heart when u get scared
[8/2/2013 10:16:51 PM] Jeremy: and think you have to try so hard to look good for me
[8/2/2013 10:16:57 PM] Jeremy: or do what i tell you to do
[8/2/2013 10:17:14 PM] Jeremy: you deserve to feel special and loved and happy just like me
[8/2/2013 10:17:30 PM] Jeremy: u dont need to hurt anymore
[8/2/2013 10:17:36 PM] Jeremy: because you're safe here
[8/2/2013 10:17:45 PM] Jeremy: i promise you
[8/2/2013 10:17:54 PM] Jeremy: im not going anywhere i love you
[8/2/2013 10:18:36 PM] Jeremy: you're my world
[8/2/2013 10:18:38 PM] Jeremy: so very special
[8/2/2013 10:18:44 PM] Jeremy: i could never hurt you
[8/2/2013 10:18:52 PM] Jeremy: or treat you like he did
[8/2/2013 10:19:07 PM] Jeremy: if we go another month or two or three without messing around
[8/2/2013 10:19:12 PM] Jeremy: im not gonna cheat on you
[8/2/2013 10:19:15 PM] Jeremy: ill be right here

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