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TheCovertComic
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August 11, 2023 11:30pm UTC

I looked up the word 'plebeian.' It basically means someone who looks up the word 'plebeian.'

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Anujsomany
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August 17, 2016 6:47am UTC

"A gentleman has certainly a class,but he is most probably not one who is posting own picture online relentlessly for likes votes and praising oneself only by standing in front of mirror or glass."
~Anuj Somany

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xomarie*
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November 17, 2015 10:41am UTC

I didnt go there looking for you. I went looking for me. But now, here you are, and somehow, in finding you, I think I've found myself. ♥

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Etsimaresei
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November 5, 2015 2:50pm UTC

C-O-M-P-U-T-E-R
C is for chair
O is for online
M is for making new friends
P is for playing games
U is for username
T is for typing
E is for eating popcorn when watching a movie
R is for rating
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C-L-A-S-S
C is for coming in
L is for lying on the desk
A is for a stupid person comes in
S is for sitting on chairs
S is for sleeping
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H-O-M-E-W-O-R-K
H is for hate
O is for omg, how boring!
M is for Maths
E is for English
W is for writing
O is for oh, I need a break
R is for reading
K is for kk, I'm finished!
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Note: I know that they are not very funny, but I just tried. It's difficult, trust me.

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.D E A D.*
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May 3, 2015 12:16pm UTC

That moment in class when you blow
your nose and people stare
at you like you just killed someone
...

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Goose
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January 2, 2015 11:13am UTC

Using the phrase "jump scare" in your English paper....

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Nikki Sixx*
posted a quote
October 31, 2014 12:22pm UTC

Graduating is expensive!

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Señor Taco *
posted a quote
October 30, 2014 6:07pm UTC

I love my English classes because that is the only subject that math doesn't some how become included

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loserbitch*
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October 28, 2014 4:45am UTC

We all have that one class
where we walk in and immediatley want to commit mass homicide.
nmq.

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* nicocchi *
posted a quote
October 8, 2014 7:39pm UTC

now if I only I could finish previously said fanfic for English class.

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Morgan*
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August 21, 2014 8:16pm UTC

-science class-teacher: *talking about black holes in the solar system* Matthew: what if one swallows Pluto? Thomas: what if one of them swallows Uranus?

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Crazy girl*
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June 12, 2014 1:34pm UTC

That one person who screams, "It's raining" in class.

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Crazy girl*
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June 11, 2014 1:25pm UTC

Me: *sneezes*
Class: *sniggers*
Most Popular Girl: *sneezes*
Class: God bless you sweetheart!

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Crazy girl*
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June 6, 2014 3:47pm UTC

That awkward moment when you walk into class late and the whole class stares at you like you've just murdered someone!

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
May 30, 2014 9:42pm UTC

me: okay brain,
let's focus on the math final exam, 45 minutes to go
brain: DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA CIRCUS DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA AFRO CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POLKA DOT POLKA DOT AFRO
CIRCUS

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Jay*
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May 6, 2014 8:25am UTC

Katy Perry dark horse class of a song

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absent *
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May 5, 2014 5:37pm UTC

In class~Me: *Does work* Friend: OMG guurl, how are you already up to question 5??? Okay then Ms 'Usain Bolt of the Hand.' I died a little bit after that.

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flyingbacon7

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April 30, 2014 7:47pm UTC

In spanish today
We were all planning to
Drive away to go to the Wild Hockey game tonight
And it was so funny
Because we were all going to ask to go to the bathroom
And then take the teachers truck and then go
The teacher just laughed
And then we started laughing

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chachawawabubu
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April 26, 2014 6:49pm UTC

*Today at an English workshop*
Teacher: So Henry has a large amount of co.ndoms in his drawer. What the writer means to say is that Henry's co.ndom supply is . . .
Jeremy: A lot! His co.ndom supply is a lot!
Teacher: That could work. But I'm looking for a word with 'B'.
Chris: Wifi!
Teacher:
Class:
Chris: . . . What? I just got wifi on my phone . . .

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Bri*
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April 23, 2014 3:44pm UTC

hey everyone. I need your help. can you do me a favor, if you get a chance, can you help me with a project that im doing for class. All you have to do is submit a post (its anonymous) tell me about your online dating experiences and how its impacted you. Thank you. Heres the tumblr. To submit go to the left hand corner click the thing that has three horizontal lines and click tell me your story and go. Also if the ask box doesn't have enough room for your story, you can send me the story in a private message here and I will post it. Just include your age and what gender you identify as. There is no judgement, Thank you in advance for contributing
http://i-virtual-connections.tumblr.com/

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