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  1. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2016 6:47am UTC
    "A gentleman has certainly a class,but he is most probably not one who is posting own picture online relentlessly for likes votes and praising oneself only by standing in front of mirror or glass."
    ~Anuj Somany

  2. xomarie* xomarie*
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2015 10:41am UTC
    I didnt go there looking for you. I went looking for me. But now, here you are, and somehow, in finding you, I think I've found myself. ♥

  3. Etsimaresei Etsimaresei
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2015 2:50pm UTC
    C-O-M-P-U-T-E-R
    C is for chair
    O is for online
    M is for making new friends
    P is for playing games
    U is for username
    T is for typing
    E is for eating popcorn when watching a movie
    R is for rating
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    C-L-A-S-S
    C is for coming in
    L is for lying on the desk
    A is for a stupid person comes in
    S is for sitting on chairs
    S is for sleeping
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    H-O-M-E-W-O-R-K
    H is for hate
    O is for omg, how boring!
    M is for Maths
    E is for English
    W is for writing
    O is for oh, I need a break
    R is for reading
    K is for kk, I'm finished!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Note: I know that they are not very funny, but I just tried. It's difficult, trust me.

  4. .D E A D.* .D E A D.*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2015 12:16pm UTC
    That moment in class when you blow
    your nose and people stare
    at you like you just killed someone
    ...

  5. Goose Goose
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2015 11:13am UTC
    Using the phrase "jump scare" in your English paper....

  6. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2014 12:22pm UTC
    Graduating is expensive!

  7. Señor Taco * Señor Taco *
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2014 6:07pm UTC
    I love my English classes because that is the only subject that math doesn't some how become included

  8. loserbitch* loserbitch*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2014 4:45am UTC
    We all have that one class
    where we walk in and immediatley want to commit mass homicide.
    nmq.

  9. * nicocchi * * nicocchi *
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2014 7:39pm UTC
    now if I only I could finish previously said fanfic for English class.

  10. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2014 8:16pm UTC
    -science class-teacher: *talking about black holes in the solar system* Matthew: what if one swallows Pluto? Thomas: what if one of them swallows Uranus?

  11. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 1:34pm UTC
    That one person who screams, "It's raining" in class.

  12. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2014 1:25pm UTC
    Me: *sneezes*
    Class: *sniggers*
    Most Popular Girl: *sneezes*
    Class: God bless you sweetheart!

  13. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2014 3:47pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you walk into class late and the whole class stares at you like you've just murdered someone!

  14. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 9:42pm UTC
    me: okay brain,
    let's focus on the math final exam, 45 minutes to go
    brain: DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA CIRCUS DA DA DA DA
    DA DA DA DA AFRO CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POLKA DOT POLKA DOT AFRO
    CIRCUS

  15. Jay* Jay*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 8:25am UTC
    Katy Perry dark horse class of a song

  16. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2014 5:37pm UTC
    In class~Me: *Does work* Friend: OMG guurl, how are you already up to question 5??? Okay then Ms 'Usain Bolt of the Hand.' I died a little bit after that.

  17. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 7:47pm UTC
    In spanish today
    We were all planning to
    Drive away to go to the Wild Hockey game tonight
    And it was so funny
    Because we were all going to ask to go to the bathroom
    And then take the teachers truck and then go
    The teacher just laughed
    And then we started laughing

  18. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2014 6:49pm UTC
    *Today at an English workshop*
    Teacher: So Henry has a large amount of co.ndoms in his drawer. What the writer means to say is that Henry's co.ndom supply is . . .
    Jeremy: A lot! His co.ndom supply is a lot!
    Teacher: That could work. But I'm looking for a word with 'B'.
    Chris: Wifi!
    Teacher:
    Class:
    Chris: . . . What? I just got wifi on my phone . . .

  19. Bri* Bri*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2014 3:44pm UTC
    hey everyone. I need your help. can you do me a favor, if you get a chance, can you help me with a project that im doing for class. All you have to do is submit a post (its anonymous) tell me about your online dating experiences and how its impacted you. Thank you. Heres the tumblr. To submit go to the left hand corner click the thing that has three horizontal lines and click tell me your story and go. Also if the ask box doesn't have enough room for your story, you can send me the story in a private message here and I will post it. Just include your age and what gender you identify as. There is no judgement, Thank you in advance for contributing
    http://i-virtual-connections.tumblr.com/

  20. Kin Kin
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2014 4:13pm UTC
    Teenagers are more worried about someone locking themselves out of their phone then passing a class...

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