*Today at an English
workshop*
Teacher: So Henry has a large amount of co.ndoms
in his drawer. What the writer means to say is that Henry's
co.ndom supply is . . .
Jeremy: A lot! His co.ndom supply is a lot!
Teacher: That could work. But I'm looking
for a word with 'B'.
Chris: Wifi!
Teacher:
Class:
Chris: . . . What? I just got wifi on my phone .
. .