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Etsimaresei

Status: Star Wars is LIFE

Member Since: 13 Sep 2015 12:53pm

Last Seen: 4 Aug 2017 09:49am

Birthday: July 28

Location: Next to Han Solo or something...

Gender: F

user id: 393144

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Hello, y'all!

Name: Silvyy

Age: about 12

Zodiac sign: Leo

Nationality: Greek


 
  1. Etsimaresei Etsimaresei
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2016 11:21am EDT
    It has been a while since we last talked...
    B u t I d i d n ' t f o r g e t y o u e v e n f o r a s i n g l e s e c o n d .

  2. Etsimaresei Etsimaresei
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    May 20, 2016 2:45pm EDT
    Most to least likely to be on their phones in class
    GEMINI -> They are on their phones all the time, so yeah.
    Leo -> They are on their phones all the time, so yeah.
    Aries -> LET'S BREAK THE RULES
    Aquarius -> LET'S BREAK THE RULES
    Pisces -> But I LOVE my phone! I can't leave it alone!
    Τaurus -> Nobody cares what the teacher says anyway...
    Sagittarius -> Let's be on our PHONESSS
    Scorpio -> A waste of time tbh...
    Cancer -> But I'll get detention!
    Libra -> Oh, I'm literally STUCK on my phone but NOT in class.
    Capricorn -> I wanna pay attention to the lesson!
    Virgo -> Me too!

  3. Etsimaresei Etsimaresei
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    May 19, 2016 11:49am EDT
    I screwed up 21% of my teenage life
    [x] Kissed someone before dating
    [] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 1
    [] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [] Didn't do homework over 5 times (exactly 5! WOW!)
    [] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 1
    [x] Got your mum, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
    [] Text people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 5
    [] Took pictures during school hours
    [] Called someone during school hours
    [] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 5
    [] Threw something at the teacher
    [] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [] Broke the dress code (there's no dress code)
    [] Failed a class
    [x] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 6
    [] Been called the worst student
    [] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 6
    [] Faked your parents signature
    [] Slept in class
    [x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [] Copied homework
    [] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    []Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 7
    Multiply by 3 for a total.
    Post as "I have screwed up ...% of my teenage life

  4. Etsimaresei Etsimaresei
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2016 6:53am EDT
    HAVE YOU EVER
    Just suddenly
    Lost respect for someone
    Even though you used to
    love them so hard
    you could give your life for them?
    Once they lost your trust,
    love and respect, though,
    they can't have it back.
    So you trust them
    less and less
    and less as time passes...
    You stop thinking about them
    So hard as you used to
    And then you suddenly
    Just forget everything about them...
    BUT YOU LOOK AT AN OLD PHOTO
    OF THEM ONE DAY
    AND MEMORIES PASS THROUGH YOUR MIND
    OLD HAPPY MEMORIES
    OF YOU AND THEM
    Together or not
    Hating or loving each other
    You remember everything
    the two of you lived together...
    And you start crying
    And asking yourself:
    "What did I do wrong?"
    Cause once you loved them
    This feeling stays
    And will never leave

  5. Etsimaresei Etsimaresei
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    May 15, 2016 6:41am EDT
    The "I'm in love with a fictional character/celebrity" squad:
    TAURUS, Gemini, Cancer, LEO, Libra, Aquarius, Pisces
    The "I'm in love with a random person that I probably don't even know their name" squad:
    Aries, GEMINI, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius
    The "I'm in love with a unique person who's one of a kind" squad:
    ARIES, TAURUS, Cancer, LEO, Virgo, SCORPIO, CAPRICORN, Pisces
    The "I hate everyone except my crush" squad:
    ARIES, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, SCORPIO, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius

  6. Etsimaresei Etsimaresei
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    May 15, 2016 6:18am EDT
    The signs in a gang team
    Aries: The one who starts every fight with other gang teams, great at fighting.
    Taurus: The one who has everything they need; food, weapons, spray etc.
    Gemini: The one who is sent to be a member of other gang teams just to give their actual team info.
    Cancer: The one who drives them out of trouble.
    Leo: The leader who gives instructions to EVERYONE.
    Virgo: The one who drives them to the place of the fight.
    Libra: The one who is sent to make everyone be with their side.
    Scorpio: The best fighter. EVER.
    Sagittarius: The rebel that never follows the leader.
    Capricorn: The one who has almost every single plan.
    Aquarius: The crazy one who makes graffities everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
    Pisces: The one who other teams make fun of for being cute but ends up fighting the sh*t out of them.

  7. Etsimaresei Etsimaresei
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2016 2:27pm EDT
    Cute couples:
    Aries x Scorpio (You guys have much in common, don't listen to the haters, I think you're really cute together)
    Taurus x Cancer (Cutiness over cutiness)
    Gemini x Leo (PERFECT!)
    Virgo x Capricorn (Earth x Earth... works perfectly)
    Sagittarius x Aquarius (CRAZY AF YOU BOTH ARE)
    Pisces x Libra (This will be interesting!)

  8. Etsimaresei Etsimaresei
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2016 3:58pm EDT
    THE SIGNS AND THEIR "KEEP CALM" STATUS
    Aries: Don't keep calm and punch everyone in the face!
    Taurus: Keep calm and keep sleeping...
    Gemini: Keep calm and add me on FB
    Cancer: Keep calm and stay cute
    Leo: Keep calm cause I'm the boss!
    Virgo: Stop those keep calm posts! -_-
    Libra: Keep calm and carry on.
    Scorpio: Don't keep calm and kill everyone!
    Sagittarius: Don't keep calm, a new adventure is coming!
    Capricorn: Don't keep calm, exams are coming!
    Aquarius: Keep calm and be yourself
    Pisces: Keep calm, wait for me to give you your gift!

  9. Etsimaresei Etsimaresei
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    April 26, 2016 11:13am EDT
    THE SIGNS ON A ROAD TRIP IN THE BUS
    Aries: Please, shut up! I wanna sleep! If you don't shut up I'm gonna punch you in the face!
    Taurus: *Eats*.
    Gemini: *To Aries and Cancer*. NO! *Throws eggs out of the window*.
    Cancer: Gemini, stop throwing eggs, it's impolite!
    Leo: *Takes selfies and waves at everyone out of the window*.
    Virgo: *Reads*
    Libra: Peace, everyone! *Looks at Virgo's book*. What are you reading? HEY GUYS, LOOK WHAT HE'S/SHE'S READING!
    Scorpio: *Winks at Pisces*.
    Sagittarius: WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN!!!
    Capricorn: Yeah, whatever...
    Aquarius: You guys are really weird...
    Pisces: *To Scorpio*. Nope. *To bus driver*. When are we arriving?

  10. Etsimaresei Etsimaresei
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    April 26, 2016 6:39am EDT
    THE SIGNS AS TEACHERS
    Aries: Hello, kids. Let's start the lesson with something FUN! But whoever is rude to me is gonna get punched in the face.
    Taurus: We're starting the lesson, you kids can eat in here if you want to and mobiles are allowed.
    Gemini: Good morning kids! You should know that I'm a really good person, but you shouldn't make me angry so shut up.
    Cancer: It's the first day at school, so we're not gonna have actual lesson. You're all gonna have an amazing day with FREE HOMEMADE CUPCAKES! <3
    Leo: *Makes everything the want to teach into a song so everyone will learn it easier*.
    Virgo: Take your books out, on page 2. You have 3 minutes to do exercise 1 and 2.
    Libra: I can't get angry, so don't even try.
    Scorpio: What am I doing here?
    Sagittarius: Let's go for a TRIP ON MOUNT EVEREST!
    Capricorn: Open your books. NOW.
    Aquarius: Whoever falls asleep faster gets a cookie! 3,2,1, GO!
    Pisces: Let me tell you a story about me when I was your age!

  11. Etsimaresei Etsimaresei
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    April 25, 2016 2:27pm EDT
    THE ZODIAC SIGNS' NAMES IN GREEK
    (Seriously, that's how they're named in Greek.)
    Aries: Κριός (Krios)
    Taurus: Ταύρος (Tavros)
    Gemini: Δίδυμος (Didimos)
    Cancer: Καρκίνος (Karkinos)
    Leo: Λέων (Leon)
    Virgo: Παρθένος (Parthenos)
    Libra: Ζυγός (Zigos)
    Scorpio: Σκορπιός (Scorpios)
    Sagittarius: Τοξότης (Toxotis)
    Capricorn: Αιγόκερως (Aigokeros)
    Aquarius: Υδροχόος (Idrohoos)
    Pisces: Ιχθύς (Ihthis)

  12. Etsimaresei Etsimaresei
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    April 25, 2016 2:15pm EDT
    THE "I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S THE BOSS" SQUAD
    Aries, Cancer, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn
    THE "I DON'T GIVE A F*CK IF YOU CALL ME UGLY" SQUAD
    Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces
    THE "ON PHONE 24/7" SQUAD
    Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Aquarius
    THE "F*CK WITH ME, START MAKING PLANS FOR YOUR FUNERAL" SQUAD
    Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn
    THE "I'M PERFECT, DEAL WITH IT" SQUAD
    Aries, Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius

  13. Etsimaresei Etsimaresei
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    April 25, 2016 1:59pm EDT
    THE SIGNS AND WHO THEY SHOULD DATE
    Aries: Leo or Sagittarius
    Taurus: Virgo
    Gemini: Leo or Aquarius
    Cancer: Pisces or Scorpio
    Leo: Aries or Sagittarius
    Virgo: Taurus or Capricorn
    Libra: Aquarius or Gemini
    Scorpio: Cancer or Pisces
    Sagittarius: Leo
    Capricorn: Virgo
    Aquarius: Libra
    Pisces: Cancer or Scorpio

  14. Etsimaresei Etsimaresei
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    April 25, 2016 12:05pm EDT
    HOW MUCH YOUR SIGNS REALLY CARES
    Aries: 90
    Taurus: 5
    Gemini: 45
    Cancer: 100
    Leo: 10034
    Virgo: 20
    Libra: 50-50
    Scorpio: 80
    Sagittarius: 0
    Capricorn: 10
    Aquarius: 70
    Pisces: 28

  15. Etsimaresei Etsimaresei
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    April 25, 2016 11:57am EDT
    Me: *Walks into class late*.
    Everyone: *Looks at me*.
    Me: Hey, I know I'm beautiful, but you don't have to look at me like that!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Me: *Is on computer*.
    Computer: *Freezes*.
    Me: *Clicks on the screen 2,819,742,380 times thinking that it will unfreeze magically*.

  16. Etsimaresei Etsimaresei
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    April 25, 2016 10:35am EDT
    THE SIGNS AND THEIR STATUS
    Aries: If you are mean to me, I'll kill you. If you're good to me, I'll be the best friend you ever had. It's your choice.
    Taurus: I'm single because I can't find anyone who I love more than food. (If taken: MIRACLES ARE REAL)
    Gemini: I have two personalities; deal with any of them you want.
    Cancer: I'm not a cry baby, you are the one who is mean to me.
    Leo: If I fall in love with you, you're lucky; it's difficult for me to love someone more than myself.
    Virgo: *Something inspirational and probably they will have a whole book on that topic*.
    Libra: If 2x+{4-2*35+π2}=5,37 then x=? Who cares, teacher, this won't help me with my life anyway.
    Scorpio: I hate it when I walk in class late and they look at me like I killed a man, hello, I have obviously killed 5!
    Sagittarius: If I'm not on an adventure for over a month, then call the police, I may be dead!
    Capricorn: I know my jokes aren't funny! OMFG
    Aquarius: If I'm awake in class, I will probably be staring at my crush.
    Pisces: Never call me a cutie again. I know I look like one, but I'm made of Satan himself, trust me!

  17. Etsimaresei Etsimaresei
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    April 24, 2016 2:17pm EDT
    The signs when at school:
    Aries: Argues with someone, make it be the teacher or another kid.
    Taurus: Eats in class.
    Gemini: Is on their phone all the time, but somehow manages to have average grades.
    Cancer: Average student, waits till the lunch break to get out of there.
    Leo: Either the best or the worst student, there's no inbetween, talks to everyone near them.
    Virgo: Very good student, pays attention and hates it when they talk to them.
    Libra: The best at Maths, probably the only subject they're good at.
    Scorpio: Plans about killing someone.
    Sagittarius: Draws on the tables, probably flirts, copying machine.
    Capricorn: Very good student, gets great grades and hates it when others copy them.
    Aquarius: Sleeps.
    Pisces: Nobody really knows.

  18. Etsimaresei Etsimaresei
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    April 24, 2016 2:04pm EDT
    When the signs hear strange sounds from the basement:
    Aries: Goes to see what it is.
    Taurus: Freaks out a little, but if it stops, they just continue their popcorn.
    Gemini: Texts someone for advice.
    Cancer: Screams, cries or says: Hello? Anyone in there?
    Leo: Grabs a knife or something and stays for some time near the basement, just in case.
    Virgo: Tries to understand what it is by hearing the sounds.
    Libra: Gets a text from Gemini.
    Scorpio: Gets ready to fight and goes downstairs.
    Sagittarius: Is probably the one making the sounds, so yeah.
    Capricorn: Ignores.
    Aquarius: Tries to stay as far as possible.
    Pisces: Cries, scared, way too confused.

  19. Etsimaresei Etsimaresei
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    April 23, 2016 4:51pm EDT
    THE SIGNS AND OUTING
    Hobby: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius
    When they have time for that: Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Capricorn
    They are too busy eating and surfing the internet: Taurus, Aquarius
    Just don't really like going out: Pisces

  20. Etsimaresei Etsimaresei
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    April 22, 2016 1:28pm EDT
    WHAT THE SIGNS THINK AT FIRST IN THE MORNING
    Aries: I'm gonna punch anyone who woke me up.
    Taurus: BREAKFAST. NOW./5 more minutes...
    Gemini: Let me wake up my twin brother/sister...
    Cancer: I don't wanna wake up! *cries*
    Leo: I look awesome! AGAIN!
    Virgo: WHAT AN AWESOME DAY!
    Libra: I'm not balanced? *Screams*
    Scorpio: Who woke me up? I'm gonna murder y'all...
    Sagittarius: *Falls down of the bed*
    Capricorn: Good morning everyone! *Holds feelings inside and they explode*
    Aquarius: Well, whatever...
    Pisces: Wait... DID WE HAVE HW? OMG, I FORGOT!
    IS IT ACCURATE?

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