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  1. posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    You know that quiet girl in class?
    Yeah, she goes home and makes fun of all of you on Witty.

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    we all have that boy
    He’s the boy we try to pretend we aren’t looking for
    as we make our way to class.
    He’s the boy that we lie about
    and claim to not care about anymore.
    He’s the boy that gives you the cliche butterflies,
    complete with the weakness in the knees...

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 10:14am UTC
    Teacher: When corals get stressed, they die
    Classmate: If I was coral, I would be dead
    Me: What does coral even get stressed about?

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    this kid that sits next to me in math class said to me today, “you’re my favorite person at this table because u don’t talk to anyone and u just sit there” and I said ” I don’t know how to respond to that” and he replied with “that’s because u don’t talk”

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 11:11pm UTC
    One time in English class we were talking about Romeo & Juliet and I
    yelled out, "SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die!" and I sh//t you not, at least 1/3 of the class got really mad at me because they didn't know that's how it ended.

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 1:41pm UTC
    I hate when I walk into class late and everyone stares at me like I killed
    two people when I obviously killed seven.

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    It really sucks being that kid in class that no one wants to work in pairs with
    and then you're forced to just sit there alone and act like it doesn't bother you at all.

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class
    Tumblr, i just love it

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2014 2:16pm UTC
    SO ON VALENTINES DAY MY TEACHER WAS ASKING THESE KIDS IF THEY ARE IN LOVE AND SHE CALLED ON THIS ASIAN GUY NAMED YANG AND SHE ASKED “ARE YOU IN LOVE???” AND HE SAID NO AND THIS RANDOM KID SAID “DON’T WORRY YANG ONE DAY YOU’LL FIND YOUR YIN.

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    GUYS I ASKED THE CUTE BOY IN MY CHEM CLASS FOR A PEN AND AT THE END OF THE CLASS I WENT TO GO GIVE IT BACK TO HIM, I ENDED UP STABBING HIM IN THE HAND WITH IT AND IT WAS BLEEDING AND IF THAT DOESNT EXPLAIN WHY I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL.

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 2:43pm UTC
    this one time a girl told me we had the same name and I asked her what hers was

  17. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    Class
    IS KNOWING WHAT TO SAY,
    when to say it
    and when to stop.

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 4:28pm UTC
    English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever

  19. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 6:50am UTC
    i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away
    that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the f.ck am i gonna sit”
    factor.

  20. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    Math teacher: Reading is hard
    Classmate: Reading isn't hard
    Math teahcer: A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y?
    Math teacher: What do you mean sometimes?
    Math teacher: That's like saying that speeding is sometimes illegal.

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