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  1. Kin Kin
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2014 4:13pm UTC
    Teenagers are more worried about someone locking themselves out of their phone then passing a class...

  2. Kin Kin
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2014 2:05pm UTC
    You know its a fun class when the teacher is the one throwing paper airplanes ahahaha!

  3. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 5:43am UTC
    Teacher: "Oh, were striking because of this mean man.
    He's trying to encourage lots more rules for all teachers."
    Class: *Falls asleep*
    Teacher: "He's saying more school hours to... And-"
    Class: *Ready with eggs*
    Class: "Miss, does he live around here?"

  4. LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN* LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 12:55am UTC
    Two songs that make me cry cry cry Wish you were here by pink Floyd amazing songMaggie May Maggie Maggie Maggie May amazing songDon't judge lol

  5. ALifeIAlwaysDreamedOf ALifeIAlwaysDreamedOf
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2014 10:57pm UTC
    There always that one class that ruins you're gpa

  6. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2014 10:38am UTC
    Ok, guys, in about 30 minutes, I have to go to my next class with HIM in it and I have a really bad feeling that there's gonna be awkward eye contact.. Wish me luck before I go to my embarrassment-death!

  7. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2014 3:07am UTC
    *Watching Romeo and Juliet*
    Juliet: I have to leave
    Romeo: Wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?
    *pauses video*
    Teacher: What does this tell you about Romeo?
    Christian: He a thirsty a$$ bish

  8. KristenC KristenC
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2014 4:22pm UTC
    I was in class earlier and opened the drawer of the table I was sitting at. I burst out laughing at what I found...
    The inside of the drawer said, "Call me! 1-800-getlaid"

  9. Purple_Princess_74 Purple_Princess_74
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2014 11:06am UTC
    When you're sitting there and don't know what to write..

  10.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2014 8:28pm UTC
    *In science class today*
    Student: Teacher you buggin' with this homework man
    Other Student: Yeah you trippin'
    Teacher: I am not " buggin' " nor am I "trippin' " this is the reason why we have english classes and turtoring available if you need help with grammar just listen in class next time okay? And I'll be able to give you extra help if you're a little slow.
    dissed on the spot.

  11. * nicocchi * * nicocchi *
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2014 7:23pm UTC
    In Orchestra
    Conductor: Do you see that G sharp (G#)?!
    Orchestra:
    Conductor: What do you think that is? Hashtag G?!

  12. Asking_Alexis Asking_Alexis
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 3:17pm UTC
    *In World History*
    Teacher; *Shows us old paintings (Some contain nudity)*
    *Naked man painting pops up*
    Guy: *giggles* Sorry, my bad.
    Teacher: It's okay, we know you get excited when you see paintings of nakes men.

  13. basorexia* basorexia*
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 4:45pm UTC
    Dear kid in class,
    Please stop asking questions with thirty seconds left.
    Thanks.
    Signed,
    GirlHatesSchool

  14. madeleinebabeee madeleinebabeee
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 2:37pm UTC
    How can you ask me to concetrate in class when you are a hot jerk with a six pack and a huge banana?

  15. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 6:33pm UTC
    that awkward moment when your talking really loud
    to your friends because the class is loud but then the
    class goes silence for a sec and your just like talking
    so loud

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2014 2:16pm UTC
    SO ON VALENTINES DAY MY TEACHER WAS ASKING THESE KIDS IF THEY ARE IN LOVE AND SHE CALLED ON THIS ASIAN GUY NAMED YANG AND SHE ASKED “ARE YOU IN LOVE???” AND HE SAID NO AND THIS RANDOM KID SAID “DON’T WORRY YANG ONE DAY YOU’LL FIND YOUR YIN.

  17. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2014 4:59am UTC
    If we were in the same class you would all think I am weird because I have a problem where i notice things others wouldn't notice and sometimes I would notice something funny and I would laugh and be the only one laughing. sigh

  18. let_it_be_known let_it_be_known
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 6:56pm UTC
    i love that student that argues with the teacher and entertains the rest of the class:)

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 4:28pm UTC
    English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever

  20. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 3:10pm UTC
    Biology class...
    friend: *paints nails while teacher lectures*
    friend: *takes off shoes*
    me:
    friend:
    me:
    friend:
    friend: *burns CD*
    laptop: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEF VERRRRRRRRR reeeeeeeee djxblv sAmscv XCjbDZXmcxaLKK
    teacher:
    class:
    friend:
    teacher:
    friend:
    class:
    me: *looks around*
    me: mhm mhm.

:)

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