Teacher: "Oh, were striking because of this mean man. He's trying to encourage lots more rules for all teachers." Class: *Falls asleep* Teacher: "He's saying more school hours to... And-" Class: *Ready with eggs* Class: "Miss, does he live around here?"
Nikki Sixx* posted a quote
March 17, 2014 10:38am UTC
Ok, guys, in about 30 minutes, I have to go to my next class with HIM in it and I have a really bad feeling that there's gonna be awkward eye contact.. Wish me luck before I go to my embarrassment-death!
*Watching Romeo and Juliet* Juliet: I have to leave Romeo: Wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied? *pauses video* Teacher: What does this tell you about Romeo? Christian: He a thirsty a$$ bish
I was in class earlier and opened the drawer of the table I was sitting at. I burst out laughing at what I found... The inside of the drawer said, "Call me! 1-800-getlaid"
*In science class today* Student: Teacher you buggin' with this homework man Other Student: Yeah you trippin' Teacher: I am not " buggin' " nor am I "trippin' " this is the reason why we have english classes and turtoring available if you need help with grammar just listen in class next time okay? And I'll be able to give you extra help if you're a little slow. dissed on the spot.
Asking_Alexis posted a quote
February 28, 2014 3:17pm UTC
*In World History* Teacher; *Shows us old paintings (Some contain nudity)* *Naked man painting pops up* Guy: *giggles* Sorry, my bad. Teacher: It's okay, we know you get excited when you see paintings of nakes men.
Vanessa15* posted a quote
February 21, 2014 6:33pm UTC
that awkward moment when your talking really loud to your friends because the class is loud but then the class goes silence for a sec and your just like talking so loud
happiest* posted a quote
February 18, 2014 2:16pm UTC
SO ON VALENTINES DAY MY TEACHER WAS ASKING THESE KIDS IF THEY ARE IN LOVE AND SHE CALLED ON THIS ASIAN GUY NAMED YANG AND SHE ASKED “ARE YOU IN LOVE???” AND HE SAID NO AND THIS RANDOM KID SAID “DON’T WORRY YANG ONE DAY YOU’LL FIND YOUR YIN.
dunner* posted a quote
February 18, 2014 4:59am UTC
If we were in the same class you would all think I am weird because I have a problem where i notice things others wouldn't notice and sometimes I would notice something funny and I would laugh and be the only one laughing. sigh