Best Canyounot Quotes This Month

yourcool
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 6:38pm UTC

"can you not" has been my mental response
to literally everything that happens these days

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spence*
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 3:12pm UTC

losing an argument when you're right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you're saying is probably one of the most infuriating things in the entire universe
#or wHEN THEY JUST SAY SH/T THAT MAKES NO SENSE #OR
IS SO WRONG THAT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START #AND YOU'RE SO BAFFLED BY HOW RIDICULOUS IT IS THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN REPLY!

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sexybreadtin
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 3:59pm UTC

Me: *Comes out of room.*
Parents: Welcome outside. We hope you enjoy your stay.
Me: -__-

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
August 12, 2014 6:50pm UTC

when you get un-wanted d.ick pics:
.

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britany*
posted a quote
October 24, 2013 9:49pm UTC

Mom: *leaves with out closing the door*
Me: *Brandon Urie voice* Haven't you people ever heard of, closing the god damn door?

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josie*
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 3:34pm UTC

I don't have an attitude problem,
i just don't like you

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Alyssa Elton*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 2:23pm UTC

A person borrows your pen
and you watch them from across the classroom while they play with it in their mouths

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Primadonna*
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 8:16am UTC

My profile picture on Facebook is a heart with the words "can you not?" written in it.
if that doesn't describe my life, idk what does.

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Bec*
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 2:35am UTC

Can today just not.

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*kawaii satan*
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 2:29pm UTC

if you're willing to judge a human being on;
if you're willing to judge another human being based on:
their musical taste
their religion
their opinion on serious issues
(eg. abortion, euthanasia)
what they do with their hair
what they do with their body in general
what they choose to wear
where they're from
what they do and don't find funny
their grades at school
their past
their age
their race
how popular they are
psychological disorders they might have
then there's a 100% chance that I hate you.

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capsized*
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 1:43am UTC

I opened up to you, and you judged me,
So f×ck you.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 10:03pm UTC

i really hate when Wittians,
make quotes that are like "follow for a follow". Like no. I'll follow you because
I like your quotes not because you'll follow me back. like can you not?

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Chloe149
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 12:50pm UTC

In Art:
Boy 1: So I saw this picture on Facebook of a really fat girl,
underneath it said describe the picture with one word.
Boy 2: I'd write *insert name of a girl in our year*
Crush : I'd write perfect, because she's perfect the way she is.
This.actually.happened.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 8:08pm UTC

Person: -Exists-
Me: Can you not?!

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1DisSleepingWithSirens_
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 2:50pm UTC

can you not.

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zombies.are.kwl *
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 8:45pm UTC

people in my class keep cutting themselfs for fun and they make it seem like a huge joke and i'm just siting there watching , if only they knew what it really does ;it can ruin peoples lifes.

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KeepFighting
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 7:39pm UTC

I dunno what it is about you
but boy you give me butterflies
like crazy I think I'm
going insane.
Please don't remove this!

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nevershoutnever98
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 7:57pm UTC

Dear anxiety-
Can you not.

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imjustthatcool
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 11:16pm UTC

DON'T YOU DARE SAY THIS IS NOTHING WHEN ITS OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING.
DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME WHEN YOU'RE REALLY NOT.
DON'T YOU DARE SAY SOMETHING I'LL BELIEVE AND THEN DO NOTHING TO MAKE IT COME TRUE.
DON'T YOU DARE SAY IM THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO IMPROVE.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 8:33am UTC

kid i hate walks into me: *bumps into me*
me: can you not?

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