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  1. trappedinthemirror trappedinthemirror
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 11:19pm UTC
    •*..*0lXm• 0-_)•
    ★★★
    . .
    Just because I'm useless, doesn't mean I'm nothing.
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    PERFECT FORMAT AELLYNIQ

  2. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    Organic Life Form: *Speaks*
    Me: Can you not?

  3. Revolution Revolution
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 11:06am UTC
    When someone you don't like is touching you,
    "Can you take your hands off me or do I have to rip them off?"

  4. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2015 9:28am UTC
    Its funny how you notice every single mistake I make
    you refuse let them go
    yet, you never consider that my numerous accounts of failure might be your fault.
    Maybe my mistakes are just a way of me telling you that something is wrong
    that I need help
    But my cry of depression and helplessness
    is nothing but me being a
    "rebelious"
    "ungrateful"
    "typical"
    teenager.
    Apparently
    I'm just a spoiled lazy brat
    who God gave you...
    the terrible misfortune of having me for a child
    maybe you're right...
    but remember this
    you chose to bring me to this world
    But if I had a say,
    I wouldn't stay in this world for a day

  5. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 11:05pm UTC
    K.

  6. IHeartNicola IHeartNicola
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 2:35pm UTC
    If i'm doing a swift head turn,
    In the middle of the street with my headphones on,
    I'am currently in a pretend music video please don't disturb.

  7. xAshleyLuvsBVB xAshleyLuvsBVB
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 8:26pm UTC
    *person asks for something*
    me: can you not.
    *stranger walks too slow*
    me: can you not.
    *classmate says something stupid*
    me: can you not.
    *teacher calls on me*
    me: can you not.
    *friend interrupts me*
    me: can you not.
    *people look at me*
    me: can you not.
    *guy next to me breathes*
    me: can you not.
    *everyone eats my food*
    me: CAN YOU NOT.

  8. canyounot canyounot
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 12:56am UTC
    THERE IS NOTHING MORE ANNOYING THAN TWO HICKS IN A CHEVY VS. FORD ARGUMENT.

  9. Revolution Revolution
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    When people try to convince me to give
    them some of my food. Lol, nice one.

  10. bibomoo bibomoo
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 8:57am UTC
    Maple syrup just gets everywhere. Like, can you not?

  11. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    When your boyfriend lies to you about
    something stupid.. and your just like can you not?

  12. JustBr3athe JustBr3athe
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2014 6:59pm UTC
    like can you not

  13. hiimawkward247* hiimawkward247*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 11:39am UTC
    I've never loved somebody like I love you.

  14. 1DisSleepingWithSirens_ 1DisSleepingWithSirens_
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    can u not

  15. Unknown Potato * Unknown Potato *
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 9:04pm UTC
    omg can you not

  16. Revolution Revolution
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 8:53pm UTC
    Oh, she's 'fat & ugly'?
    Please explain why she's taken while
    you're sitting here single & judging people.

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