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  1. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2015 9:28am UTC
    Its funny how you notice every single mistake I make
    you refuse let them go
    yet, you never consider that my numerous accounts of failure might be your fault.
    Maybe my mistakes are just a way of me telling you that something is wrong
    that I need help
    But my cry of depression and helplessness
    is nothing but me being a
    "rebelious"
    "ungrateful"
    "typical"
    teenager.
    Apparently
    I'm just a spoiled lazy brat
    who God gave you...
    the terrible misfortune of having me for a child
    maybe you're right...
    but remember this
    you chose to bring me to this world
    But if I had a say,
    I wouldn't stay in this world for a day

  2. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2014 6:50pm UTC
    when you get un-wanted d.ick pics:
    .

  3. JustBr3athe JustBr3athe
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2014 6:59pm UTC
    like can you not

  4. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 3:34pm UTC
    I don't have an attitude problem,
    i just don't like you

  5. Primadonna* Primadonna*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 8:16am UTC
    My profile picture on Facebook is a heart with the words "can you not?" written in it.
    if that doesn't describe my life, idk what does.

  6. xAshleyLuvsBVB xAshleyLuvsBVB
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 8:26pm UTC
    *person asks for something*
    me: can you not.
    *stranger walks too slow*
    me: can you not.
    *classmate says something stupid*
    me: can you not.
    *teacher calls on me*
    me: can you not.
    *friend interrupts me*
    me: can you not.
    *people look at me*
    me: can you not.
    *guy next to me breathes*
    me: can you not.
    *everyone eats my food*
    me: CAN YOU NOT.

  7. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    Mom: *leaves with out closing the door*
    Me: *Brandon Urie voice* Haven't you people ever heard of, closing the god damn door?

  8. KeepFighting KeepFighting
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    I dunno what it is about you
    but boy you give me butterflies
    like crazy I think I'm
    going insane.
    Please don't remove this!

  9. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    losing an argument when you're right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you're saying is probably one of the most infuriating things in the entire universe
    #or wHEN THEY JUST SAY SH/T THAT MAKES NO SENSE #OR
    IS SO WRONG THAT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START #AND YOU'RE SO BAFFLED BY HOW RIDICULOUS IT IS THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN REPLY!

  10. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 1:43am UTC
    I opened up to you, and you judged me,
    So f×ck you.

  11. hiimawkward247* hiimawkward247*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 11:39am UTC
    I've never loved somebody like I love you.

  12. 1DisSleepingWithSirens_ 1DisSleepingWithSirens_
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    can you not.

  13. *kawaii satan* *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 2:29pm UTC
    if you're willing to judge a human being on;
    if you're willing to judge another human being based on:
    their musical taste
    their religion
    their opinion on serious issues
    (eg. abortion, euthanasia)
    what they do with their hair
    what they do with their body in general
    what they choose to wear
    where they're from
    what they do and don't find funny
    their grades at school
    their past
    their age
    their race
    how popular they are
    psychological disorders they might have
    then there's a 100% chance that I hate you.

  14. bibomoo bibomoo
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 8:57am UTC
    Maple syrup just gets everywhere. Like, can you not?

  15. 1DisSleepingWithSirens_ 1DisSleepingWithSirens_
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    can u not

  16. zombies.are.kwl * zombies.are.kwl *
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    people in my class keep cutting themselfs for fun and they make it seem like a huge joke and i'm just siting there watching , if only they knew what it really does ;it can ruin peoples lifes.

  17. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    When your boyfriend lies to you about
    something stupid.. and your just like can you not?

  18. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 10:03pm UTC
    i really hate when Wittians,
    make quotes that are like "follow for a follow". Like no. I'll follow you because
    I like your quotes not because you'll follow me back. like can you not?

  19. Alyssa Elton* Alyssa Elton*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    A person borrows your pen
    and you watch them from across the classroom while they play with it in their mouths

  20. nevershoutnever98 nevershoutnever98
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    Dear anxiety-
    Can you not.

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