IHeartNicola

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IHeartNicola

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Member Since: 24 Sep 2012 03:31pm

Last Seen: 7 Dec 2013 03:39pm

Location: In Narina :3

user id: 331955

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Obessed with music and tv shows,

Welcome to my crib?

IHeartNicola
posted a quote
October 2, 2013 11:37am UTC

me: hey,wanna hear a joke?
me: what do people who don't like water say?
me: H2NO! because water is H20 and..
friend: get out.

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IHeartNicola
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 2:52pm UTC

Summer expectation: hanging out with friends, surfing, going to the beach..
Summer reality: sunburn, stayting on the internet all day, eating junkfood..

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IHeartNicola
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 2:47pm UTC

And I swear in that moment,
we got sad because someone took the last slice of pizza.

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IHeartNicola
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 2:42pm UTC

The fridge is good example
that what matters is the inside.

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IHeartNicola
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 7:06am UTC

me: *wakes up*
me: *goes to the mirror*
me: *looks like one of those detailed paintings in spongebob*

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IHeartNicola
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 4:03am UTC

I want to live the,
Emoji with sunglasses kind of life.

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IHeartNicola
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 4:00am UTC

social life: non-existent
love life: non-existent
thug life: non-existent

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IHeartNicola
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 3:34pm UTC

Im not even sure if I like,
Going on the internet anymore it's just sort of a routine.

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IHeartNicola
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 3:31pm UTC

True embarrassment is when:
You are caught taking a selfie.

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IHeartNicola
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 3:29pm UTC

When I was a little kid I found Eeyore from winnie the pooh really boring,
because he was just sad and lazy all the time. Now I realise I am Eeyore.

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IHeartNicola
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 4:16pm UTC

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words
with the same names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

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IHeartNicola
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 2:42pm UTC

Me: *has phone off for a day* 10 missed calls, 13 text messages,5 facebook notifications, 7 voicemails.
Me: *has phone on all day* 0 missed calls,0 text messages,0 facebook notifications, 0 voicemails.

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IHeartNicola
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 2:35pm UTC

If i'm doing a swift head turn,
In the middle of the street with my headphones on,
I'am currently in a pretend music video please don't disturb.

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IHeartNicola
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 2:32pm UTC

I'm still not sure if,
75% of my childhood memories actually happened.

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IHeartNicola
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 12:25pm UTC

There's fablous,
And then there's beyonce fablous.

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IHeartNicola
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 11:42am UTC

Me: *applies eyeliner*
The World: May the wings of your eyeliner be uneven.

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IHeartNicola
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 4:35pm UTC

I still dont get why teachers don't say,
'The odds are in your favour' when we have to do a test.

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IHeartNicola
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May 22, 2013 4:27pm UTC

Me now: *cuddles pillow, sits on the internet 24/7, has no friends, dreams of pizza, loves cats*
Me in 50 years time: *cuddles boyfriend pillow, sits on the super speed intergalactic internet 24/7, had no friends, dreams of pizza, has 69 cats*

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IHeartNicola
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 4:22pm UTC

*In the future*
Me: *Applies for job*
Boss: Aw,hell no! You failed trigonometry in school..

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IHeartNicola
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 4:17pm UTC

No but like in all seriousness,
Am I the only who cries half way though a math test..

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