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IHeartNicola

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Member Since: 24 Sep 2012 03:31pm

Last Seen: 7 Dec 2013 03:39pm

Location: In Narina :3

user id: 331955

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Obessed with music and tv shows,


Welcome to my crib?


 

 
  1. IHeartNicola IHeartNicola
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 11:37am UTC
    me: hey,wanna hear a joke?
    me: what do people who don't like water say?
    me: H2NO! because water is H20 and..
    friend: get out.

  2. IHeartNicola IHeartNicola
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 2:52pm UTC
    Summer expectation: hanging out with friends, surfing, going to the beach..
    Summer reality: sunburn, stayting on the internet all day, eating junkfood..

  3. IHeartNicola IHeartNicola
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    And I swear in that moment,
    we got sad because someone took the last slice of pizza.

  4. IHeartNicola IHeartNicola
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 2:42pm UTC
    The fridge is good example
    that what matters is the inside.

  5. IHeartNicola IHeartNicola
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 7:06am UTC
    me: *wakes up*
    me: *goes to the mirror*
    me: *looks like one of those detailed paintings in spongebob*

  6. IHeartNicola IHeartNicola
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 4:03am UTC
    I want to live the,
    Emoji with sunglasses kind of life.

  7. IHeartNicola IHeartNicola
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 4:00am UTC
    social life: non-existent
    love life: non-existent
    thug life: non-existent

  8. IHeartNicola IHeartNicola
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 3:34pm UTC
    Im not even sure if I like,
    Going on the internet anymore it's just sort of a routine.

  9. IHeartNicola IHeartNicola
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    True embarrassment is when:
    You are caught taking a selfie.

  10. IHeartNicola IHeartNicola
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 3:29pm UTC
    When I was a little kid I found Eeyore from winnie the pooh really boring,
    because he was just sad and lazy all the time. Now I realise I am Eeyore.

  11. IHeartNicola IHeartNicola
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words
    with the same names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

  12. IHeartNicola IHeartNicola
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 2:42pm UTC
    Me: *has phone off for a day* 10 missed calls, 13 text messages,5 facebook notifications, 7 voicemails.
    Me: *has phone on all day* 0 missed calls,0 text messages,0 facebook notifications, 0 voicemails.

  13. IHeartNicola IHeartNicola
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 2:35pm UTC
    If i'm doing a swift head turn,
    In the middle of the street with my headphones on,
    I'am currently in a pretend music video please don't disturb.

  14. IHeartNicola IHeartNicola
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 2:32pm UTC
    I'm still not sure if,
    75% of my childhood memories actually happened.

  15. IHeartNicola IHeartNicola
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 12:25pm UTC
    There's fablous,
    And then there's beyonce fablous.

  16. IHeartNicola IHeartNicola
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 11:42am UTC
    Me: *applies eyeliner*
    The World: May the wings of your eyeliner be uneven.

  17. IHeartNicola IHeartNicola
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    I still dont get why teachers don't say,
    'The odds are in your favour' when we have to do a test.

  18. IHeartNicola IHeartNicola
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    Me now: *cuddles pillow, sits on the internet 24/7, has no friends, dreams of pizza, loves cats*
    Me in 50 years time: *cuddles boyfriend pillow, sits on the super speed intergalactic internet 24/7, had no friends, dreams of pizza, has 69 cats*

  19. IHeartNicola IHeartNicola
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    *In the future*
    Me: *Applies for job*
    Boss: Aw,hell no! You failed trigonometry in school..

  20. IHeartNicola IHeartNicola
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    No but like in all seriousness,
    Am I the only who cries half way though a math test..

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