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Chloe149

Status: Hey there sunshine

Member Since: 16 Oct 2011 11:16am

Last Seen: 24 Jul 2014 02:35pm

Location: Where ever there's wifi

user id: 227784

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Chloe 149
Drawing | Art | Friends | Family | Disney
Music | Books | Swimming | Sprinting | Forever 21

Narwhals | Lords of the Rings | Pokemon | Taylor Swift
14 years young | Ice cream | Food | Pandas | Sunset
One Direction | 5SOS | YouTubers | Wifi | Harry Potter

The Mad Hatter: "Have I gone Mad?"
Alice: "I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers.
But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are."


STAY STAY STAY
 
 

Just keep swimming Dory,
Just keep swimming...


 
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  1. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 12:35pm UTC
    when you hear someone likes you and even
    though you've never talked to them, a tiny part of
    you starts to like them back...

  2. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 3:40pm UTC
    So a few days ago I drew a sketch of a boy
    and I can’t draw boys, like, at all.
    So my dad looks at it and he’s a doctor and this
    is the conversation we had:
    Dad: -points- This drawing is not anatomically correct.
    Me: Well why not?
    Dad: Well, let’s just say, if this boy existed he would need serious medical help.
    Me: Gee thanks
    The amount of encouragement in our family is astounding.

  3. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 3:05pm UTC
    Looks aren't that important for me.
    I just want a guy who smiles,
    who makes me laugh uncontrollably,
    who isn't afraid to talk to me when his friends are around,
    who likes the same things I like,
    who I can have an intellectual coversation with
    and talk about random stuff for hours and hours.
    And to be perfectly honest if he has all these things,
    I don't need looks at all because I know one thing.
    I've already fallen for him.

  4. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 2:28pm UTC
    Does anyone else like a person
    for no reason whatsoever,
    they aren't popular, sporty or hot
    but you're attracted to them and
    you don't know why.

  5. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 2:24pm UTC
    I wonder if anyone actually thinks
    about me during school and goes:
    wow she's beautiful

  6. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 2:22pm UTC
    My condition's getting worse.
    I am now seeing food when
    I hold my cursor on the witty sign.

  7. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 5:45pm UTC
    When I was little,
    the only way I remembered
    how to spell vegetable was
    get - your -veg -at - the - table
    rearrange those babies and
    bam instant word done.
    You're welcome.
    (I take cash only.)

  8. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 5:26pm UTC
    when I say, "its a long story"
    that either means
    a) I don't know the full events of this story, so you better not ask me.
    b) This story will end in tears and an emotional whirlwind of feelings, so please do not ask me.
    or c) I'm lazy, I'm tired and I don't like you so kindly stop talking to me and don't even think about asking.

  9. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 5:19pm UTC
    Is it too much to ask for gum that keeps its flavour.

  10. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 9:04am UTC
    Piglet: How do you spell love Pooh?
    Pooh: You don't spell it Piglet, you feel it.

  11. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 8:55am UTC
    In the car
    Mum: What song is this on the radio?
    Son: Shut up and drive.
    Mum: That is no way to talk to your mother.

  12. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 5:56am UTC
    ⓔⓥⓔⓡⓨⓣⓗⓘⓝⓖ ⓗⓐⓢ ⓒⓗⓐⓝⓖⓔⓓ

  13. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    Before Witty,
    I thought I was the only one who
    -put one foot out of the blanket
    -jumped over cushions and sofas to avoid lava
    -just stretched instead of actually getting up to reach the remote
    -felt insecure
    -was a ninja
    -gets distracted so easily
    -has an unhealthy relationship with food *cough* nutella
    -and literally so much more.
    Thanks for being here Witty

  14. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 9:58am UTC
    Birthdays are good for your health.
    It is scientifically proven, that the more birthdays you have.
    The longer you'll live.

  15. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 11:16am UTC
    *Sitting next to a guy in R.S*
    Him: Hey Chloe.
    Me: Hey.
    Him: Do you like Harry Potter?
    Me: Uh yeah.
    -leans in-
    Him: Do you know i can speak Parcel Tongue?
    Me: Uh-
    Him: HASHHASHISIHAISHISHASHSHSOS
    i literally just laughed so much

  16. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    writing a quote:
    normal person: '... I know this quote wont be top, or get 100 likes.'
    *gets 100 likes *
    Me: *no likes*
    forever alone

  17. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    Hi are you wifi?
    'Cos im feeling a connection.

  18. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    'Hey are you a flower?,
    'Cos I'm ALLEGIC..
    AND I GO ALL SWOLLEN AND BLOTCHY.
    SHOO DEMON FLOWER.'
    *sprays with pesticide and runs away*

  19. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 1:13pm UTC
    Did anyone else notice,
    that when you hold
    your cursor over the
    Witty Logo.
    It flashes with rainbow colours.
    Well I did =D
    Thought you should know.

  20. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 12:57pm UTC
    Hey guys,
    I just want to bring to attention the earthquake in China.
    The quake was among the deadliest China has seen in the past three years.
    The China Earthquake Administration said that 188 people had died, another
    25 remain missing and more than 11,000 were injured. These people have lost eveything.
    Since I never see this mentioned, can I just take the time to say:
    Pray For China

:)

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