Best Buy Quotes Ever

happiest*
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 2:33pm UTC

*aggressively collects money in a video game*
*never buys anything with it*

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 4:22pm UTC

Too many people
buy things they don't
need
with money they don't have to
impress
people they don't like.

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永久*
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 4:44am UTC

Those people who think they have the money to buy 10 iPhones and still think they are not bragging, should actually go buy a life.

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Picturesque Wonderland.*
posted a quote
December 7, 2013 5:47pm UTC

Of course anyone who truly loves books buy more of them than
he or she can hope to
read in one fleeting lifetime. A good book, resting unopened in
its slot on a shelf, full of
majestic potentiality, is the most comforting sort of intellectual
wallpaper.
-David Quammen

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Onism*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 6:37am UTC

Remember kids,
if a stranger offers you drugs, buy it because, man, the price of calpol really is going up these days.

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
March 7, 2014 9:15am UTC

When my parents won't buy band merch:
me: I'm tired of begging for the things that I want...

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breezy_mac
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 5:21am UTC

I am really good at ordering/buying food
if it was a subject at school i would defs get A+++

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 7:59am UTC

Self check out is the most annnoying thing ever.
1. She talks like a GPS system!
2. It always makes me go get help of a worker.
3. For some reason there is always an 'unexpected item' in bagging area.
4. They don't have a barcode for every item.
5. People that are waiting for you give you dirty looks.
._.

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
March 19, 2014 7:58pm UTC

Oh, darling! go buy a personality.

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 10:28pm UTC

There is a book called "A**holes; a Theory" at Barnes and Noble and I really want to buy it.

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c i y a*
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 1:10pm UTC

Little brother:If guns are illegal,where do bad people get them from?
Me:Ebay or Amazon.

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CookiesMonStaa
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 11:48am UTC

"You break it, you buy it".
HELL NO I break it, I slowly walk away
awkwardly.

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Failure*
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 9:59pm UTC

I'll be Spain during Christmas Vacation since I missed your funeral.
I'll buy you a bunch of buttercups.
because they were your favorite flower.
I miss you sis..

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KE
posted a quote
April 18, 2014 3:09pm UTC

“Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness doesn't know where to shop.”
-Blair Waldorf

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aleexisbrookeexoxo
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 6:58pm UTC

Me most of the year: "Want this. Want this. Want that. Want that too!"
Me near my birthday: "I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT!"

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lilyk11
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 1:38pm UTC

£19.99
BECAUSE £20.00 IS AN OUTRAGEOUS AMOUNT OF MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LeeMitchMary
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 9:10pm UTC

I still like him.....
Even after all the crap he put me through since 4th grade...
Is something wrong with me?

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crystella268
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 8:04am UTC

I don't understand why people are so obsessed with money.
It can't buy happiness. It's very good at losing you friends.

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Xtoxxic_looveX
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 4:47pm UTC

is hollister supposed to look like
some sort of dark cave that smells
like cologne overload so that you
dont know the OVERPRICED SH_T
youre buying?

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Iwannacookie2304
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 12:38pm UTC

My Mum bought some store brand oreos the other day
I'm glad to say I disowned her for it.

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