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lilyk11

1. lilyk11
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   March 4, 2013 3:33pm UTC
   You've built your wall so high, that no one could climb it....
   
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2. lilyk11
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   February 27, 2013 2:03pm UTC
   The moment of joy, when your in a restaraunt and you see your food coming.
   
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3. lilyk11
   posted a quote
   February 27, 2013 2:01pm UTC
   Dear chocolate commercials,
   no-one eats chocolate in slow motion with thier eyes closed
   Yours sincerly, normal people.
   
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4. lilyk11
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   February 27, 2013 1:58pm UTC
   When i clean my room:
   1% = cleaning
   30% = complaining
   69% = playing with stuff i just found
   
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5. lilyk11
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   February 27, 2013 1:45pm UTC
   when. i. read. stuff. like. this. the. voice. in. my. head. takes. pauses.
   
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6. lilyk11
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   February 27, 2013 1:40pm UTC
   FINDING NEMO:
   Marvin: "dont touch the boat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
   Nemo: "YOLO!!!!"
   
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7. lilyk11
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   February 27, 2013 1:38pm UTC
   £19.99
   BECAUSE £20.00 IS AN OUTRAGEOUS AMOUNT OF MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
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8. lilyk11
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   February 27, 2013 1:32pm UTC
   Reading a book, and having to read the same paragraph over and over again because your thoughts are too distracting.
   
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9. lilyk11
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   February 27, 2013 1:29pm UTC
   When the waiter asks, "are you done with this?" when your plate is completely clear "no... i want to eat the plate aswell!"
   
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10. lilyk11
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    February 27, 2013 1:27pm UTC
    All my life i thought air was free. Until i bought a bag of chips...
    
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11. lilyk11
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    February 27, 2013 1:24pm UTC
    Me: "Hola, como estas?"
    Spanish guy: *speaks mad fast spanish*
    Me: "Dude, chill! Dora didnt teach me that much yet!"
    
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12. lilyk11
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    February 27, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    That fake laugh you do, when you dont know what someone just said.
    i do it ... dunno about you ...
    
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13. lilyk11
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    February 27, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    How i end a class presentaation:
    So...uumm...yeah...
    
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14. lilyk11
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    February 27, 2013 1:15pm UTC
    saying the entire alphabet because you cant remember what letter comes next.
    
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15. lilyk11
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    February 27, 2013 1:13pm UTC
    The mini heart attack you have when your foot misses one stair.
    
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16. lilyk11
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    February 27, 2013 1:10pm UTC
    *Walking into a restaraunt*
    "would you like a table?"
    "no b****, we'll just eat on the floor."
    
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17. lilyk11
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    February 27, 2013 1:04pm UTC
    Trying to fall back asleep
    ...thinking the dream will continue
    :(
    
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18. lilyk11
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    February 27, 2013 12:59pm UTC
    Saying you'll wake up early in the morning just to get something done. Then in the morning convincing yourself its not important.
    
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19. lilyk11
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    February 27, 2013 12:40pm UTC
    Admit it! at some point in your life, you stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnent!
    
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20. lilyk11
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    February 27, 2013 12:33pm UTC
    KEEP CALM
    AND REMEMBER
    P.SHERMAN
    42 WALLABY WAY
    SYDNEY
    .......BEST QUOTE EVER
    BRINGS BACK SUCH GOOD MEMORIES
    
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