crystella268

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My name is Crystal <3 <3 I live on Earth (mostly) and hate One Direction & Olly Murs. Okay that's all you need to know about me! Besides the fact I follow back, meaning that if you follow me, I follow you back. xoxo seeeee ya!

crystella268
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 3:40pm UTC

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
You: heyya im crystal
You: um hi
You: whats your name
You: or a fake internet
You: name
You: hello are you there
You: is anybody there
You: is anyone there
You: lol
You: omg like what da hell im leavin
You have disconnected.

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crystella268
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 3:35pm UTC

I just went on Omegle:
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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crystella268
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 6:49am UTC

Dad: What do you say to a cow?
Brother: MUMMY!
I found an old video of me and my brother. I was four years old. PRICELESS!

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crystella268
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 2:44pm UTC

Why do we celebrate getting older?
It's just one year closer to the worst day of your life...right?

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crystella268
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March 13, 2013 1:05pm UTC

I have a small problem.
I'm trying to upload a video to YouTube through Windows Live Movie Maker. I click on the little 'YouTube' icon at the top to upload. It asks me to logon to my Windows Live account. I do so. Then that box disappears and another one pops up with one of those spam-shield codes in, saying 'Please verify your account'. So I type in the letters correctly, and then the verification box disappears and the Sign In To Windows Live box reappears. This keeps happening on a continuous loop. I have uploaded Windows Live Movie Maker videos countless times, I see no reason that it shouldn't work this time. Please help- I'm totally stuck.

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crystella268
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 8:09am UTC

On everyone's page there's that 'Last Seen' thing.
I'm just like,
I'M SITTING ALONE IN MY ROOM! NO-ONE SAW ME SINCE YESTERDAY!

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crystella268
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 8:04am UTC

I don't understand why people are so obsessed with money.
It can't buy happiness. It's very good at losing you friends.

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crystella268
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 11:38am UTC

You Will Be Kissed tomorrow:
LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL .
Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard!
MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM.
Now Find The Mistake:
abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz
Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown!
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish!
* **** **** **** *** * **** *** ********
Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite

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crystella268
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 1:56am UTC

USERNAME OR PASSWORD IS INCORRECT.
WHICH ONE?!?!?!

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crystella268
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 3:16pm UTC

WHEN THERE ARE 7 BILLION PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, WHY LET THAT ONE PERSON BRING YOU DOWN?

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crystella268
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 3:11pm UTC

THANK YOU SO MUCH, WITTY.
WITHOUT YOU, I WOULD HAVE LOST MY BEST FRIEND.
Special thanks to chasingsunshine, awesomeadviser, pippi833 and shesjustokay.
I've made up with Poppy!

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crystella268
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 2:17pm UTC

HELP.
I'm in a really difficult and awkward situation.
So I have this friend at school called Poppy, and another friend called Lara. Poppy's been my best friend for ages, but now she's more friendly with this girl called Tallulah. Today Poppy and I had a HUGE argument, and as Tallulah's Poppy's almost-best friend, she backed her up. We stopped speaking to each other ;( In my temper I decided to change the guest list of my birthday party- instead of inviting Poppy to be a judge in my Britain's Got Talent party, I changed it to Lara. Now Lara's really excited but Poppy's really upset ;( ;(. I haven't told many people about this (and now I'm putting it on Witty...why?!) It looks like Poppy and I won't be friends any more, but I really want to be her friend still. What shall I do? I don't want to disappoint Lara or offend Poppy (though I've done a pretty good job of that already). Poppy's sending me really hurtful emails so what shall I doooooo?!?! Please PLEASE please PLEASE help :( :( :( :( :( :(

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crystella268
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 3:08pm UTC

If you've never jumped from one sofa to the other to avoid lava, you've never been a child.

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crystella268
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 3:03pm UTC

Evening news is where they begin with
'Good Evening'. Then they tell you why it
isn't.

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crystella268
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 3:01pm UTC

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THOSE
COUPLES THAT FIGHT AND A
MINUTE LATER CHANGE
THEIR FACEBOOK STATUS TO
"SINGLE".
I FIGHT WITH MY PARENTS
BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME
CHANGE MY STATUS TO
"ORPHAN".

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crystella268
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 11:26am UTC

I WON'T BE IMPRESSED WITH TECHNOLOGY UNTIL I CAN DOWNLOAD FOOD.

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crystella268
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 3:16am UTC

MY DAY ON MY LAPTOP
100% Battery: I've got ages...
75% Battery: Still hours left...
50% Battery: Getting a bit low- ooh, look at this quote, charger can wait!
25% Battery: Eek! Really low, but this looks so interesting!
5% Battery: HOLY PENGUINS! When did I get so low?
TO THE CHARGERRRR!

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crystella268
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 3:03am UTC

If people heard what you were thinking, be honest. You'd be in a mental hospital.

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crystella268
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 2:45pm UTC

WE BUY THINGS WE DON'T NEED
WITH MONEY WE DON'T HAVE
TO IMPRESS PEOPLE WE DON'T KNOW.

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crystella268
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 2:43pm UTC

When life hands you lemons...
you could make lemonade.
Or you could squeeze them in people's eyes.

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