Best Ad Quotes This Month

ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
May 9, 2014 8:22am UTC

turn crazy ideas intocrazy realities

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snowinseptember*
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 10:11pm UTC

Me: Scrolling through quotes on Witty
Ad: Scroll here to view this advertisement video!
Me: *Accidentally moves mouse over ad*
Ad: *Opens video*
Me: AHHHH GET ME OUT OF HERE! Where's the close button?
Ad: It's hidden ;)
Me: NO! UGH!!! *takes 10 minutes looking for close button*
Me: God FINALLY! *moves mouse over ad again*
Ad: *Opens video*
Me: WTF!
/ / f u n n y - S Q L d o n o t s t e a l
~ S Q L | f u n n y

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PrettyMwah
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 8:40am UTC

Stardoll
http://www.stardoll.com
Share your style with everyone!
Fame, Fashion, Friends!
I Tricked You!!!
nmf

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Sandie
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 2:52pm UTC

Has anyone seen the One Direction tickets ad?
Well played, Steve, well played.

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MoonAngel
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 10:40am UTC

Feelings change
People grow.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
December 16, 2013 11:43pm UTC

I hate when there is always that
one rogue ad that decides it wants
to take up 99% of the screen, be
loud as f.uck, and take forever to
close; and when it does close it
decides to close the whole window.

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glitter on my hands*
posted a quote
January 8, 2014 6:12pm UTC

Why is there a car insurance ad on Witty
do they know who we are

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art of hatred*
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 10:55pm UTC

My mom unexpectedly popped up into my room and started looking at my computer screen when I was on the phone,
and when I hang up, she starts screaming at me
Because an ad on Witty had a couple kissin' and she was like,
"WHAT EXACTLY IS THIS? *points* THIS IS COMPLETELY INNAPROPRIATE!" and she starts babbling
at my age I shouldn't be seeing this on websites with 'random' letters.
Then I look at her with a 'derp' face and I'm like,
"Excuse me, but this is an advertisement. And what makes you think that I am immature?
I have a life and I would obviously not click that ad and don't you see that it's a whole different topic from
the-"
My mom leaves the room, slamming the door.
SIGH. I present you my life.

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Hamida*
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 8:37am UTC

That akward moment when...
Your playing angry birds and an ad pops up with one direction on it and u stop to stare at it :))

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
January 10, 2014 3:30pm UTC

I JUST CLICKED THE TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT WITTY THINGY AND I SAW THE PDF.
HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS FABULOUS ADVERTISEMENT FOR WITTY?

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Heroiinipilvi
posted a quote
May 12, 2014 7:38am UTC

http://followerblasting.info/r.php?r=pilvinentaivas > Tumblr users, earn more followers!

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Indie_Girl
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 2:49am UTC

Acts of kindness can be shown in many ways
You can show me your act of kindness by reading my story on Wattpad.♥
wattpad.com/21639195-things-i%27ll-never-say#.UfINDdLVCSo
Sorry for spamming, my loves. But I’d really appreciate it if you could read my story. Guarantee you’ll love it and you can ask me to read/vote your stories and I will do it! ♥

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emilygm*
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 10:45am UTC

The biggest thing in gummy bear history: Gummy Bear Bre@st implants!
This was an actually ad I saw on Witty.
STEVE, IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL US??

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AnonymousGirl98
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 4:46pm UTC

Aaaand here is an ad i saw on the web lol:
"If the woman you love shivers when you kiss her...
If you feel her lips burning...
If her breath is deep and upset...
If her eyes shine like a lightning in the dark.....
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GET THE F@CK AWAY FROM HER!!SHE HAS A FLU!!"

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cutecandygirl33
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 6:49am UTC

Witty Profiles
http://www.wittyprofiles.com
Do you feel like you're a potato?, A cat person
No one cares about your imaginary relationship
with a character from a book?
Well Witty Profiles is just for you!
Did you think that was a Ad?

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