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  1. Heroiinipilvi Heroiinipilvi
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2014 7:38am UTC
    http://followerblasting.info/r.php?r=pilvinentaivas > Tumblr users, earn more followers!

  2. ZombiexEater* ZombiexEater*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2014 8:22am UTC
    turn crazy ideas intocrazy realities

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 4:33pm UTC
    Fun History Fact: The overwhelming majority of cowboys in the U.S. were Indigenous, Black, and/or Mexican persons. The omnipresent white cowboy is a Hollywood studio concoction meant to uphold the mythology of white masculinity.

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 4:31pm UTC
    It’s just so strange. You used to love me, and now you’re a stranger who happens to know all of my secrets.

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 2:16pm UTC
    Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 2:13pm UTC
    I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you. But then you’ll get tired of me

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 2:09pm UTC
    It’s ridiculous how much you can be there for someone then they just completely shut you out and act like you don’t exist.

  8. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 3:30pm UTC
    I JUST CLICKED THE TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT WITTY THINGY AND I SAW THE PDF.
    HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS FABULOUS ADVERTISEMENT FOR WITTY?

  9. glitter on my hands* glitter on my hands*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 6:12pm UTC
    Why is there a car insurance ad on Witty
    do they know who we are

  10. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 11:43pm UTC
    I hate when there is always that
    one rogue ad that decides it wants
    to take up 99% of the screen, be
    loud as f.uck, and take forever to
    close; and when it does close it
    decides to close the whole window.

  11. MoonAngel MoonAngel
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 10:40am UTC
    Feelings change
    People grow.

  12. Secret42 Secret42
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    Me seeing a really colorful ad:Oh thats such a colorful format
    Me:Wheres the ♥ button?
    Five minutes later...
    Me:Ohhhh thats an ad
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  13. 98angelblue* 98angelblue*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    Me: *scrolling through Witty*
    Me: *sees ad about how to quit smoking*
    Me: Oh thank god because that's exactly what I needed to know

  14. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 5:01pm UTC
    Me: *goes through a year of school*
    Me: Wow that was so fast!
    Me: *watches a 30 second youtube ad*
    Me: THIS IS NEVERENDING

  15. Hamida* Hamida*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 8:37am UTC
    That akward moment when...
    Your playing angry birds and an ad pops up with one direction on it and u stop to stare at it :))

  16. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 1:48am UTC
    Why does toilet paper need a commercial?
    Who is not buying toilet paper?

  17. AnonymousGirl98 AnonymousGirl98
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    Aaaand here is an ad i saw on the web lol:
    "If the woman you love shivers when you kiss her...
    If you feel her lips burning...
    If her breath is deep and upset...
    If her eyes shine like a lightning in the dark.....
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    GET THE F@CK AWAY FROM HER!!SHE HAS A FLU!!"

  18. Indie_Girl Indie_Girl
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 2:49am UTC
    Acts of kindness can be shown in many ways
    You can show me your act of kindness by reading my story on Wattpad.♥
    wattpad.com/21639195-things-i%27ll-never-say#.UfINDdLVCSo
    Sorry for spamming, my loves. But I’d really appreciate it if you could read my story. Guarantee you’ll love it and you can ask me to read/vote your stories and I will do it! ♥

  19. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 11:49am UTC
    me: *sees Back to School advertisements*
    me: *screams*

  20. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 6:33pm UTC
    The longest five seconds in
    anyone's life is waiting to press
    THE "SKIP AD" BUTTON ON YOUTUBE.
    Please don't remove this!

:)

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