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  1. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 11:08am UTC
    Witty Profiles
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com
    Do you feel like you're a potato?, A cat person
    No one cares about your imaginary relationship
    with a character from a book?
    Well Witty Profiles is just for you!
    Did you think that was a Ad?

  2. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 12:01pm UTC
    How would you advertise Witty Profiles?
    I'm going to run some new ads and need your help writing them.
    Headline (3 or 4 words)
    Description Line 1 (4 - 6 words)
    Description Line 2 (4 - 6 words)
    Comment your ad ideas.
    I've hidden this quote from the feeds because it breaks the rules.
    I made a quote instead of asking this question on my profile because not everyone visits my profile page and I want a lot of feedback.

  3. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 5:01pm UTC
    Me: *goes through a year of school*
    Me: Wow that was so fast!
    Me: *watches a 30 second youtube ad*
    Me: THIS IS NEVERENDING

  4. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 6:33pm UTC
    The longest five seconds in
    anyone's life is waiting to press
    THE "SKIP AD" BUTTON ON YOUTUBE.
    Please don't remove this!

  5. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 11:49am UTC
    me: *sees Back to School advertisements*
    me: *screams*

  6. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    The ads on here.
    Stardoll Ad: Put on my makeup!
    Me: Heck no I can barely apply my own makeup hunny

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 2:16pm UTC
    Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 2:13pm UTC
    I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you. But then you’ll get tired of me

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 4:31pm UTC
    It’s just so strange. You used to love me, and now you’re a stranger who happens to know all of my secrets.

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 2:09pm UTC
    It’s ridiculous how much you can be there for someone then they just completely shut you out and act like you don’t exist.

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 4:33pm UTC
    Fun History Fact: The overwhelming majority of cowboys in the U.S. were Indigenous, Black, and/or Mexican persons. The omnipresent white cowboy is a Hollywood studio concoction meant to uphold the mythology of white masculinity.

  12. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 11:56am UTC
    School!
    www.school.com
    Lose your motivation, happiness, inspiration and more!
    Adchoices

  13. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 1:48am UTC
    Why does toilet paper need a commercial?
    Who is not buying toilet paper?

  14. Ash_leigh* Ash_leigh*
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 12:33pm UTC
    Witty ad: Win a $10,000 modeling and acting contract!
    Me: Are you mocking me

  15. OhHoePlease OhHoePlease
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    If you can see this, you're beautiful. <3 <3 <3
    Pregnancy test ad.
    Seems appropriate.
    format by: OhHoePlease

  16. release release
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 11:30pm UTC
    your eyes,
    they dance during the day;
    so beautiful, so sweet
    your eyes,
    at night they fade;
    so sad, so lonely
    a.d.

  17. 98angelblue* 98angelblue*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    Me: *scrolling through Witty*
    Me: *sees ad about how to quit smoking*
    Me: Oh thank god because that's exactly what I needed to know

  18. Secret42 Secret42
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    Me seeing a really colorful ad:Oh thats such a colorful format
    Me:Wheres the ♥ button?
    Five minutes later...
    Me:Ohhhh thats an ad
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  19. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 6:19pm UTC
    how can i just forget?
    how can i just forget about everything and start all over again?

  20. snowinseptember* snowinseptember*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 10:48am UTC
    Me: *Sees 'Tips for Tiny Belly' ad* OMFG! WTH!
    Ad: Click here for a tiny belly! *picture of obese cartoon lady*
    Me:
    Ad:
    Me:
    Ad:
    Me: Yeah.... no.
    ~ S Q L | f u n n y

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