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today, I woke up so confused.
I looked at my phone and it was
7:00, and I almost freaked the 
f.uck out. my sister started to
work today and my mom was 
home with me, and I thought I
was this huge a.sshole sleeping
til 7:00. I seriosuly jolted out of bed 
and out to the kitchen, when my
godmother emerged from the
bathroom, which made me even
more confused because she 
was supposed to leave in the
morning. then it hit me, it was
7-f.ucking-am and not 7pm. 
and she just stared at me like
I was having a mental crisis.
 

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9 faves · 3 comments · May 28, 2014 2:33pm

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MyWittyProfile · 9 years ago
hOW THE HECK DO U SLEEP UNTIL 7 P.M.?
( i understand u didn't it's just that that's so late omg??)
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Dishonored* · 9 years ago
haha, I can never sleep at night regardless if I'm tired or not, so I never go to bed until morning-afternoon (if I sleep at all lol.)
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capsized* · 9 years ago
I know that feel.
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