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Mrs. Lemmon: So Christine did he dance with you?
Me: Who?
The rest of the girls in my french class: HIM!
Me: Oh yeah, him. Yeah. we danced.
Mrs. Lemmon: Does Meg know?
Me: No, I dont think so.
Mrs. Lemmon: Great! Savannah and I were totally rooting for you. We were both like "Come on! One of you ask each other to slow dance!" And then we realized Meg was right behind us because she said "Who do you want to dance with eachother?" and we both looked at each other and like read eachothers minds that we had to keep her as far away form the dance floor as possible so you could get your dance. So you got your dance right? We didnt have a chance to spy on you because we were keeping her distracted.
Me: Yes I got my dance. And you want to know the best part? The song that was playing has been my favorite slow song for over a year now, and-
Mrs Lemmon: And now it's your song! AWW thats so cute!
Angelica: You guys better have that song at your wedding.
Me: Wow, who said anything about marriage here?
Sam: Come on Christine, my brother is totally in love with you!
Mrs. Lemmon: It's true. Wow you two are going to have some special kids. Theyll be just as clumsy as you and just as fragile as him. He better have some good health insurance.

My french class. No, just, no.

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