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A man is thirsty, so he gets in line to buy some water. The line is too long, so he says, "Never mind. I'll go buy some coke."

So he gets in line to buy a coke. But that line is also very long. The man says, "Forget it. This is line is too long as well."

So the man goes to get some punch. There is no punch line.
 
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A man is thirsty, so he gets in line to buy some water. The line

13 faves · Nov 30, 2013 9:47pm

Miluiel*

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