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Thirsty Quotes

  1. piper piper
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2014 4:04pm UTC
    Boyfriend: I love you babygurl see you Tonight
    Girlfriend: I love you too
    *an hour later*
    Girlfriend: I love you boo
    Boyfriend 2: I love you baby
    Damn this girl is thirsty better get her some water

  2. Hadley_heart Hadley_heart
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2014 8:26pm UTC
    I hate when boys think its acceptable to ask for nudes.

  3. Raven* Raven*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2014 10:32am UTC
    *waits for 911 to call me first so i dont sound thirsty*

  4. Steven the Barbarian * Steven the Barbarian *
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2014 8:02pm UTC
    ever since you did me dirty i will never trust you again

  5. pellaslexi pellaslexi
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 11:26pm UTC
    I love how guys talk to a girl for months and lead them on and
    then chose the girl they've been talking to for 3 days.
    Thank god I have a boyfriend, I couldn't stand to be single.
    You guys call girls thots and thirsty, have you met yourself?

  6. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 10:02pm UTC
    "I need a boyfriend." No.. you WANT a boyfriend... You NEED some water because you sound thirsty

  7. Jasmine❤😘* Jasmine❤😘*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    70% of the earth is water. Guys thats 326 trillion million gallons, and hoes are still thirsty.

  8. beautifulsmiles beautifulsmiles
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 11:59pm UTC
    I get quite thirsty after I brush my teeth.

  9. sparkleyunicorns7 sparkleyunicorns7
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 2:40pm UTC
    Once I did a double-take because I mistook a baloon tied to a mailbox for a teenage guy.

  10. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 9:47pm UTC
    A man is thirsty, so he gets in line to buy some water. The line is too long, so he says, "Never mind. I'll go buy some coke."
    So he gets in line to buy a coke. But that line is also very long. The man says, "Forget it. This is line is too long as well."
    So the man goes to get some punch. There is no punch line.

  11. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 11:36am UTC
    Dear Future BF,
    You can stop playing hide and seek now
    Sincerely,
    Still searching

  12. heyitskate24 heyitskate24
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    Just me January
    Forever alone February
    No match March
    All alone April
    Why won't anyone marry me May
    I have a boyfriend, just kidding June
    Just go out with me July
    I will get another cat August
    Single person September
    Only me October
    No boyfriend/no girlfriend November
    Date me December

  13. NeverFadingBeauty* NeverFadingBeauty*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 6:03am UTC
    You never realize how good water tastes....
    Until you feel like you are dying of thirst.
    o.o

  14. YoungForever_723* YoungForever_723*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 11:15pm UTC
    »Top Ten Challenge«
    Day One -10 facts about yourself
    Day two - 10 favorite movies
    Day Three - 10 favorite TV shows
    Day Four - 10 favorite baby names for boys
    Day Five- 10 favorite baby names for girls
    Day Six - 10 favorite foods
    Day Seven - 10 favorite drinks
    Day Eight - 10 favorite desserts
    Day Nine - 10 favorite book series
    Day Ten - 10 favorite novels
    Day Eleven - 10 favorite actors
    Day Twelve - 10 favorite actresses
    Day Thirteen - 10 celebrity crushes
    Day Fourteen - 10 favorite bands or singers
    Day Fifteen- 10 favorite fictional characters
    Day Sixteen - 10 favorite songs at the moment
    Day Seventeen - 10 things you wanted to be when you "grew up"
    Day Eighteen - 10 favorite sports or hobbies
    Day Nineteen - 10 things you can’t leave the house without
    Day Twenty - 10 things on your bucket list
    Day Twenty-One - 10 websites you visit often
    Day Twenty-Two - 10 physical characteristics you look for in a partner
    Day Twenty-Three - 10 personality traits you look for in a partner
    Day Twenty-Four - 10 favorite games
    Day Twenty-Five - 10 things you do when you’re bored
    Day Twenty-Six - 10 things you love about yourself
    Day Twenty-Seven - 10 things you wish you could change about yourself
    Day Twenty-Eight - 10 regrets
    Day Twenty-Nine - 10 wishes
    Day Thirty - 10 places you want to visit
    1:
    Mt. Dew
    2:
    Iced Coffee
    3:
    Water
    4:
    Iced Tea
    5:
    Pepsi
    6:
    Lemonade
    7:
    Milkshakes
    8:
    Chocolate Milk
    9:
    Fruit Punch
    10:
    Starbucks

  15. loserbitch* loserbitch*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 7:33pm UTC
    thirsty thirsty thirstythirsty thirsty thirsty
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    -not mine, tumblr.

  16. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 1:47am UTC
    LOL-ING AT ALL THE THIRSTY WITTIANS THAT POST "Quotes" SAYING FOLLOW FOR A FOLLOW, FAVE FOR A FAVE.
    LIKE HI, WELCOME TO WITTY, YOU SHOULD PROBS READ THE RULES.
    THIS IS THE ONE EXCEPTION WHERE YOU HAVE TO.

  17. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 12:36pm UTC
    Do not worry.
    You are never to old for a Capri-sun,
    or a juice box.

  18. TheGirlWhoLived TheGirlWhoLived
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 12:06am UTC
    since when did thirsty have 2 meanings
    i give up

  19. kathycat12 kathycat12
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    Some say the glass is half full
    some say the glass is half empty
    I say, "are you gonna drink that?"

  20. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    "Like my profile picture for a truth is!!1!!111!"
    The thirst is real.

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