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My dad can literally fall asleep anywhere.
   ~a bed
   ~a chair
   ~a swimming pool
   ~on top of the bloody bodies of his vanquished enemies
   ~a couch

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My dad can literally fall asleep anywhere. ~a bed ~a chair ~a

8 faves · Nov 28, 2013 6:27pm

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My dad can literally fall asleep anywhere. ~a bed ~a chair ~a

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RoseNightshade1799

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family · lol · true · haha · lmao · sigh · dads · dadjokes · funny