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Hey guys,

Here's a tip:
If you're on a date with a girl at some fancy resturant
And you both eye a gorgeous lady
Then out of no where your date says
'Is she prettier than me?'
Take a huge bite of food
Choke on it
And die.
Trust me, it's a much better option.
You see,
If you say 'Yes, she is'
You'll get slapped and dumped.
But
If you say 'No, she isn't'
Your date will say
'You're lying. I thought in a relationship we weren't supposed to lie'
And then get dumped.

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