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summerbaby6

1. summerbaby6
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2013 1:05am UTC
   *finishes shaving legs* me:DONE! me: In record time too. me: I mean I only started 6 hours ago*crys*
   
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2. summerbaby6
   posted a quote
   November 19, 2013 10:31pm UTC
   So what I have a 700 word essay due tomorrow and haven't started? Can't you see that consistently refreshing my Witty for something new is more important than half my grade?
   
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3. summerbaby6
   posted a quote
   November 11, 2013 4:37pm UTC
   *When I post more than two quotes in one week*
   Me: Man, I'm on fire! I'm popping these things out like baby's!
   
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4. summerbaby6
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2013 8:45pm UTC
   If I see one more person not capitalize their I's I swear to god I will LOSE IT.
   
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5. summerbaby6
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2013 1:57pm UTC
   How to instantly make yourself cry step 1:-tweeze eyebrows.
   
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6. summerbaby6
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2013 1:55pm UTC
   Post a Funny Joke Obviously you didn't get the memo. My funny bone was destroyed alongside any chances of me getting a boyfriend the moment my mom said:"Baby pictures anyone?"
   
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7. summerbaby6
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2013 8:03pm UTC
   You guys are so weird
   In my class we practically run to the front aftere finishing a test
   cause it means were smarter than all those slow idiots.
   
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8. summerbaby6
   posted a quote
   October 29, 2013 10:40pm UTC
   Feelings,
   Eww.
   
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9. summerbaby6
   posted a quote
   October 18, 2013 8:12pm UTC
   Guys we should all post our actual names so that we ciuld be like ' oh cr*p I know you! You go to my school' then we could like have a wittain club and could be like soul friends with each other.
   
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10. summerbaby6
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 2:29am UTC
    * Looks to the stars*me: Bob says hime: burst out into tearsme: WHY RICK WHY!!!
    
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11. summerbaby6
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 11:46pm UTC
    When you see quotes that don't make ANY sense
    or are really dumb and have spelling errors
    yet they still have more faves then your quotes
    does ANYBODY else get really friggin p/ssed off?
    
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12. summerbaby6
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    Is ANYONE else counting
    d
    o
    w
    n
    the days till
    The house of hades?
    or is it JUST me?
    
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13. summerbaby6
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    My dad just called me to ask how my first day of high school was...
    I don't start until tomorrow, I gave him brownie points for trying though.
    
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14. summerbaby6
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 1:47am UTC
    I wish I could say your my first though every day
    and my last every night
    but quite honesty
    those particular thoughts are ALL about food
    
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15. summerbaby6
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 11:15pm UTC
    Everyone has all those awesome a*s backgrounds and stuff all the while im over here like
    LOOK LOOK EVERYBODY CHECK THIS SHIZ OUT! ;D ITS A WINKY SMILY FACE!
    and then I don't understand why no one really appreciates it...
    
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16. summerbaby6
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    me: *post quote*
    me: * waits thirty seconds still no faves*
    me: IT'S HOPELESS!!!!
    
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17. summerbaby6
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    "Look at those feet!
    Those are slave feet!"
    - The longest yard... God I love that movie
    
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18. summerbaby6
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 6:46am UTC
    Guys, we need to have this rule once we get through this current drama,
    That any future wittains that have a problem with another need to meet in public and
    Hug. That. Sh*t. Out.
    
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19. summerbaby6
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    When you're feeling sorry for yourself just remember.
    I'm alllergic to cats AND nutella.
    (I'm not kiding my life sucks)
    
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20. summerbaby6
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    When your on a website stationed towards older people but you stay on it anyways;
    random person 1: The baby kept me up ALL night!
    random person 2: caught the husband cheating.... Again
    me: my braces are making my cheeks swell up... AGAIN! They kept me up all night long!
    
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