Girl: I want a guy who is perfect and laughs at my
jokes because they're all obviously halarious and screams my
name no matter how many people tell him to shut up because they
don't understand our love and will watch chickflicks with me
and will use his spidy-senses to know when I'm on my period
and give me chocolate and pads and tampons and Diva cups and
sugar and the notebook and who will hug me from behind and will
tell me I'm beautiful and will let me wear his jacket and
will open doors for me.
Me: I'd like somebody who isn't an
asabcshole.