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seafoam*
posted a quote
May 6, 2015 7:53pm UTC

DAILY INTERACTION
with boys only seems to validate my being so deeply in love with a fictional one more and more. (;
Amenah's format

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_DreamForever
posted a quote
March 23, 2015 7:00pm UTC

I Guess
I don't really fit in at school.
In fact, I think I never did
[It was just a bunch of people pretending that I did]
But, that's okay.
I Guess

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Primadonna*
posted a quote
December 5, 2014 7:38am UTC

Law: Murder is 100% illegal
White cop: *shoots an unarmed black, teenage boy*
Law: lol, its okay.

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Primadonna*
posted a quote
November 11, 2014 9:47am UTC

Kristen Stewart if u see this please hit me up.

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
May 9, 2014 6:41pm UTC

We've got
our own
style,
We have
a way
of living
life,
If they
can't get
down
Well,
we don't
need them
around...
-Paramore
"Interlude: Moving on"
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

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InsertAliasHere
posted a quote
May 3, 2014 1:47am UTC

I'll be that 60
year old on stardoll
one day.

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regret*
posted a quote
January 18, 2014 2:34pm UTC

if i pulled up my sleeves
would you still be laughing?

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 10:29pm UTC

I'm starting to really believe that the world doesn't want me to have friends..
Nmf

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 10:12pm UTC

Status: Drowning in the sea of my emotions.
Status: Drowning in teenage angst.

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kowhyda*
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 7:37pm UTC

I hate when I show someone a story I wrote and this happens:
Person: Wow! This is a lovely piece of fiction!
Me: Huh? Oh, thanks! I kind ofjust wrote wha-
Person: I mean, it has so much meaning to it! I can tell just how much effort you put in it to convey such a strong message in a discreet way.
Me: Message?
Me: Oh, it actually doesn't have any-
Person: I CAN FEEL THE DEEPNESS AND MEANINGFULLNESS OF THIS STORY THAT YOU OBVIOUSLY INTENDED TO PUT IN AND IS NOT JUST ME OVER LOOKING A SIMPLE STORY YOU WROTE JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT HOW INCREDIBLE!
Me: I hate you people.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 9:19am UTC

so i basically went 3 months,
a full semester at college,
without losing anything.
the last weekend of the semester?
i lost my favorite shoes drunkly.
how fcking awesome is that.

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
posted a quote
December 13, 2013 9:33pm UTC

Everything that comes out of my mouth is followed by, "No, I was joking; please don't get mad at me!"

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
December 13, 2013 9:17pm UTC

WHose ready for the Alexpocalypse tomorrow?!?!
Format by Breeze

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Kaleidoscope Eyed*
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 12:04am UTC

Did you know that Cashews come from a fruit?

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 8:20pm UTC

Have you
ever seen
something such
a disgrace
against your
childhood that
everytime it
comes on
you just
walk out
of the
room in
just pure
"NOPE."?
(I'm talking about you, Teen Titans GO!)

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emilygm*
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 7:00pm UTC

Phil's channel trailer: Get Your Phil of Amazing
Me: Omfg the point is to persuade people that your channel is cool, not that you're a middle-aged dad stuck in the 90's and in denial about life.

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 6:25pm UTC

Ok,
It's starting
To scare
Me how
Much Gay
is in
my straight
I mean
there is
Shoey,
JALEX,
Gigi Gorgeous,
MY Wifey;
Robyn <(^U^)< :P
Now,
I'm not
saying being
Gay is
a bad
thing AT
ALL I
completely Support
Gay Marriage
RightsBecause
everyone should
be able
to love
who they
love♥ I
And just
as important;
to Feel
its ok
to show
who they
really are.
(.... And Jalex *-* :P)
BUT,
the more
amount
of gay
in my
straight life
is fabulous
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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 5:43pm UTC

Christopher Columbus took credit for discovering an already occupied land
Christopher Columbus kicked Native Americans out of their homes
Christopher Columbus traded slaves
Christopher Columbus råped and tortured natives for not finding enough gold
Christopher Columbus only discovered America so that he could get money
But it's okay because he proved that the Earth is round

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 6:51pm UTC

Girl: I want a guy who is perfect and laughs at my jokes because they're all obviously halarious and screams my name no matter how many people tell him to shut up because they don't understand our love and will watch chickflicks with me and will use his spidy-senses to know when I'm on my period and give me chocolate and pads and tampons and Diva cups and sugar and the notebook and who will hug me from behind and will tell me I'm beautiful and will let me wear his jacket and will open doors for me.
Me: I'd like somebody who isn't an asabcshole.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 7:35pm UTC

Those random bursts of
excitment when you have nothing
to be excited about. ever.

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