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I get my new phone...
Then I drop it in the sink
Me: "Mum I need a new phone"
Mom: "I just bought you one"
Me: "Yeah I know but i broke it"
Mom: "Well Your going to have to buy your own"
Me: Good God... Im never going to have a phone

 
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I get my new phone... Then I drop it in the sink Me: "Mum

29 faves · 18 comments · Sep 22, 2013 12:23pm

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Bre1357 · 1 decade ago
this is so true

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Atira · 1 decade ago
Oh gosh, this reminds me of my sister who would tell me to not take my phone in the bathroom, so she took my phone and was using it one day, and she dropped it in the toilet. I was just like, OKAY. That makes a whole lot of sense.
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*Dirtbag* · 1 decade ago
Haha Nice
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Atira · 1 decade ago
Yeaaah. I think she thought I was gonna freak out on her, so she came to me with an 'im sorry please don't be angry with me' look on her face. But I surprised her by saying 'well, you didn't do it on purpose.... Did you?' Oh, and by the way, if your phone breaks because there's water in there, if you put it in a bowl of rice for 2-7 days, it should work again. That's what I do with mine.
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*Dirtbag* · 1 decade ago
Alright thanks Love(:
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Atira · 1 decade ago
Y'welcome ((:
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Atira · 1 decade ago
Yeaaah. I think she thought I was gonna freak out on her, so she came to me with an 'im sorry please don't be angry with me' look on her face. But I surprised her by saying 'well, you didn't do it on purpose.... Did you?' Oh, and by the way, if your phone breaks because there's water in there, if you put it in a bowl of rice for 2-7 days, it should work again. That's what I do with mine.
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meow* · 1 decade ago
how do you break your phone that easily emy?
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*Dirtbag* · 1 decade ago
Um Im me... What do u expect? Haha
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meow* · 1 decade ago
hhah true that.. but how..
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*Dirtbag* · 1 decade ago
I dunno O_O Juss I dunno O_O

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meow* · 1 decade ago
Well.. i guess you dont have a phone then.. XD, youre so clumsy emy, but thats okay
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*Dirtbag* · 1 decade ago
AWW HORSE S/H!T O_O Don't be mean to me O_O
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meow* · 1 decade ago
IM JUST KIDDING.. BUT ATLEAST YOU HAVE WITTY AND FOOD RIGHT? SO ITLL BE OKAY.. I THINK (:
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*Dirtbag* · 1 decade ago
Haha And I have a dog O_O My dog loves me that's all that matters haha
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meow* · 1 decade ago
HAHA, mkay then :)
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*Dirtbag* · 1 decade ago
YEPPPERS PINEAPPLERS O_O
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meow* · 1 decade ago
HAHAHA YOURE SO WEIRD THAT ITS FUNNEH
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