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A step-by-step tutorial on how to become a stereotypical white girl for the upcoming school year:
1. Wear a pair of PINK yoga pants 4 times a weak.
2. Get a white iphone 5 (preferably with a pink sparkly case that has a 3D bow on it).
3. Make sure you're always caught up with the latest Pretty Little Liars episode.
4. Buy sparkly Ugg Boots.
5. Come to school every day with you favorite order of Starbucks.
6. Find a gay best friend.
7. Have at least 10 shirtless photos of Channing Tatum/Adam Levine/Any hot celebrity on your binder.
8. Don't forget to wear your white Hollister shorts so everyone knows you aren't on your period.
9. Try to be funny by using old Tumblr jokes that everyone already knows.
10. Take changing room selfies of each outfit you try on at the mall.
11. Pretend to have an anxiety disorder.
12. Spray Justin Bieber perfume everywhere you walk to mark your territory.
13. Post 50 videos on Vine of you trying to twerk.
14. Take a picture of all of the above and post it on Instagram.
15. Don't forget your hashtags: #iphonography #follow4follow #cute #instapic #frappuccino #instadaily #picoftheday #perfect #food #selfie #nofilter #favpic #socute #imperfect #tumblrgirl #f4f #outfitoftheday #pretty #hair #messybun #starucks #nature
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A step-by-step tutorial on how to become a stereotypical white

194 faves · 28 comments · Aug 23, 2013 7:44pm

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nwsoftball · 1 decade ago
is it bad that i do everyone of these things but 15 and 13?
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supercalifredge · 1 decade ago
If I don't do any of these, does that make me a typical black girl?
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missme1997 · 1 decade ago
I do 1, 2, and 8 but I don't consider myself a stereotypical white girl. Far from that. I consider myself a walking piece of weird.
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missme1997 · 1 decade ago
Oops, I meant 3 instead of 2. But I have a White Samsung Galaxy, does that count as 2?
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
There's pink yoga pants?
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
Pink by Victoria's Secret. Like the store brand.
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Ohhh.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
Dude, pink yoga pants are (most likely) ugly as hell.
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desperado* · 1 decade ago
Victoria's Secret sells them.
The hoes at my school worship them.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
Don't know why you'd call them hoes for wearing slightly hideous pants, but I've never seen them, not for yoga pants anyway.
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desperado* · 1 decade ago
Because the girls that wear them wear crop tops and sparkly ugg boots and they date a different guy every day and, to top it off, they bullied me all last year.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
What they're wearing does not make them hoes. What makes them as/sholes is that they bullied you last year, which I'm very sorry for, and I hope it doesn't happen anymore, but the way they dress is not an open door to call them names /for what they choose to do to their bodies/.
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desperado* · 1 decade ago
And honestly, you don't know these girls. I used to be their best friend and they would talk about the best kisser and who was the best at fingering at the age of 14, and I decided that this wasn't who I wanted to be and I ignored them which opened a door to being bullied. They bullied me when we were friends because I never kissed a guy, hell, I'd never even dated one. They'd always be like "it's okay that you're the ugly duckling Allie. I'm sure some dork will like you". They're the fakest girls you'll ever meet and I honestly can say they deserve to be called hoes.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
No, of course they do, just not for what they're wearing, which is how you seem to have intended it at first. You didn't deserve to go through that whatsoever, and you made the right decision to stop being friends with them, and you're /not/ ugly, but all I was saying is that you can't call them hoes for how they dress.
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desperado* · 1 decade ago
I know what you're saying, but they are hoes and it's really shîtty that I'm stuck in all my classes with the lead one
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ShmeXyLlamAs · 1 decade ago
Okay, I'm nearly there lol jk.
According to my bro I'm like his friends mini me cause I'm a FagHag? I don't know if I get it :/
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Eli22b happy witty anniversary! · 1 decade ago
17. Blast A Thousand Miles whenever your mom drives you to school.
18. Get 3D bows on your nails.
19. Make sure you have a form-fitting Hollister sweatshirt
20.) Always do those 30 day challenges on instagram then quit 10-20 days in.
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Katrhina · 1 decade ago
You really hate the 3D nails don´t you? haha
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Eli22b happy witty anniversary! · 1 decade ago
YES they just, like ok maybe a stud on your nail is cute. But like getting bows and shiz out on there? NO
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Katrhina · 1 decade ago
haha, I hate 3d nails too
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♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* · 1 decade ago
I think it's funny that you included Channing Tatum and Adam Levine as the shirtless hot guys. Because I've had arguments a lot with friends about who is hotter out of the two. No, I'm serious. And I was always outnumbered because I guess Adam Levine's hot bod isn't muscular enough for the general population at my school to think is hot. But I guess it doesn't matter because I think he's perfect and I'm right, so. Idk.


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ghost town girl* · 1 decade ago
the only problem is they don't have season four of pretty little liars on Netflix *panicks*
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ChocoTaco · 1 decade ago
You can watch it online ^o^
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ghost town girl* · 1 decade ago
:0 where online
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
wait no, I forgot they change URLs, voldy(dot)to
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
1channel(dot)ch
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swimmyshark · 1 decade ago
megashare.info
you can also watch TONS of movies there. the PLL episodes get put on as soon as then end on Tuesdays. every season of it is up as far as i know. :)
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kowhyda* · 1 decade ago
I... I think I love you 0_0
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