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the first time I ever swore in front of my mom
was at my college orientation and I was explaining how sh.tty the dorms where and she literally just laughed and said "are you actually that sh.tty? hahahahaha" my mom is better than your mom



 
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the first time I ever swore in front of my mom was at my college

27 faves · 2 comments · Jul 17, 2013 7:18pm

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someoneinhiding · 1 decade ago
I was at camp the other day talking to my friends and I went 'Yeah. He's an a**hole and or counselor walked around the corner and just walked around the corner and looks at me and goes "Wow. That was harsh"
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londonxmaye* · 1 decade ago
Woah o: I'm a freshman in highschool and I swear in front of my mom all the time. I feel really bad about it though because I've been swearing since third grade xD
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