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Mommmy Quotes

yourcool
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July 17, 2013 7:18pm UTC
the first time I ever swore in front of my mom
was at my college orientation and I was explaining how sh.tty the dorms where and she literally just laughed and said "are you actually that sh.tty? hahahahaha" my mom is better than your mom

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yourcool
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April 28, 2013 7:16pm UTC
i wonder if my mom ever realizes how
much of a talented daughter that she has given birth to and if she knew how awesome i would become.

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