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throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up throwing handles

14 faves · Jul 13, 2013 4:01pm

DeathOfASon

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joke · lol · life · weak · haha · lmfao · knives · lamps · plottwist · xd · getagrip · scissors · tootrue · justajoke · laugha · funny

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