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Vinita*
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May 22, 2015 9:44pm UTC

Person in my Spanish class: Is it bad if I don't know what a noun is?
Half of class: Yeah, what is a noun?
Me: ...........................................................................
Grammar teachers worldwide:..................................
Kindergarteners:.......................................................

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Vinita*
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May 22, 2015 9:40pm UTC

*In Sexual Education*
Teacher: So when you're first taking the condom out of the pack-
Class:*being obnoxiously noisy*
Teacher:I'll wait
*three minutes later*
*no decrease in noise*
Me: SHUT UP GUYS I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO USE A CONDOM

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Gpc11
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February 9, 2015 2:11pm UTC

Why unicorns are dead. http://youtu.be/1yD7NC2Urdw

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Gpc11
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January 8, 2015 11:31pm UTC

*Girls status on Facebook*Her: I wish wkknds were longer! :'(Me: Weekends* There ya go.

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Vinita*
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January 6, 2015 11:54pm UTC

"with guys in middleschool the blood either rushes to theor brain or their stomach" "or other places""ah youve learned about that"

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Gpc11
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December 30, 2014 2:33am UTC

Went and got a sleeve today... You could imagine the look on the employee's face when I didn't bring the rest of the shirt up to the register.

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Vinita*
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December 28, 2014 8:44pm UTC

I wonder if dogs ever think "oh let me make my owners life difficult. Oh their physical fitness award! Let me pee all over that"

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Vinita*
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November 12, 2014 7:14pm UTC

Me: I really want to be a model.
Friend: You're gonna have to get rid of your acne.
Me: That's what photoshop is for.

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Vinita*
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November 8, 2014 3:22pm UTC

Me: *sees friend walking with a boquet of flowers*
Me: Awwww who gave those to you?
Friend: I found these in a thrash can
Me:Oh...
Me:Same dif

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Vinita*
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November 6, 2014 8:45pm UTC

Yeah guys are stupid... Yah know what?Everyone's pretty much stupid. Except grandparents.They're pretty cool.

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Vinita*
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November 5, 2014 6:19pm UTC

Kelsey: You're a prep Veronica.Me: How am I a prep?Kelly: how are you not a prep?

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Vinita*
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November 3, 2014 6:20pm UTC

Can I do my book project on fanfiction?

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100
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November 2, 2014 10:25am UTC

Unicorns can't fly, I can't fly, therefore I am a unicorn.

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100
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November 2, 2014 10:22am UTC

Buys white iPad, gets black case.
Buys black iPad, gets white case.

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Vinita*
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October 27, 2014 9:07pm UTC

History teacher: Is that tweety bird?
Me:No, its an emoji.
Teacher: Is that pokemon or something?

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Vinita*
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October 20, 2014 8:14pm UTC

Just give my quote four likes.
Like ya know.
That's cool.

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Vinita*
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October 19, 2014 3:43pm UTC

Oh, you think you know me?Read all my quotes.That's right.PSYCHOTIC just got a new definition

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Vinita*
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October 18, 2014 2:37pm UTC

*Watching Avatar the Last Airbender*Katara: Sokka, you've got an elbow leechSokka: WHERE??? WHERE?!?!??!Katara: Where do you think?

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Vinita*
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October 15, 2014 11:19pm UTC

What's dead, and rhymes with sh*tty?
Oh yeah
Witty

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Gpc11
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October 12, 2014 8:18pm UTC

________\ (^0^) / | / \ How about this pick up line?

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