everytime i paint my nails i always no matter what end up wanting to paint EVERYTHING. my prime example? here it is;

me: whaaaaaat color.

me: purple. no. fourth of july is tomorrow, lets go blue & red & put sparkles! maybe even a little design.

me: yeah, that sounds good.

me: okay lets start with blue. now a little swirl of re- FÜCK.

me: okay.. lets just splatter paint on top of the blue with some red.

me: looks like somebody had their period on my nails. lets fix it with sparkles.

me: okay, just a tad bit.

me: ohhh fück it. *pours whole thing of glitter on nails*

**25 minutes later**

me: welp. that looks like complete sh/t. im bored. *opens blue again*

me: whaaaaat can i paint.

me: *paints on phone charger, bed frame, wall, random peices of paper, whole leg, justin bieber, all cats in the world, & walmart*

me: uhhhh.. lets not let mom find out. *walks downstairs*

mom: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?! DO I NEED TO TAKE YOUR FINGER NAIL POLISH AWAY?

me: i was bored mom.

mom: this is something we do when we're 3, not almost 15. *shakes head in disappointment*


needless to say, i am no longer alowd to use finger nail polish.