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  1. littleshrimp littleshrimp
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 1:53am UTC
    everytime i paint my nails i always no matter what end up wanting to paint EVERYTHING. my prime example? here it is;
    me: whaaaaaat color.
    me: purple. no. fourth of july is tomorrow, lets go blue & red & put sparkles! maybe even a little design.
    me: yeah, that sounds good.
    me: okay lets start with blue. now a little swirl of re- FÜCK.
    me: okay.. lets just splatter paint on top of the blue with some red.
    me: looks like somebody had their period on my nails. lets fix it with sparkles.
    me: okay, just a tad bit.
    me: ohhh fück it. *pours whole thing of glitter on nails*
    **25 minutes later**
    me: welp. that looks like complete sh/t. im bored. *opens blue again*
    me: whaaaaat can i paint.
    me: *paints on phone charger, bed frame, wall, random peices of paper, whole leg, justin bieber, all cats in the world, & walmart*
    me: uhhhh.. lets not let mom find out. *walks downstairs*
    mom: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?! DO I NEED TO TAKE YOUR FINGER NAIL POLISH AWAY?
    me: i was bored mom.
    mom: this is something we do when we're 3, not almost 15. *shakes head in disappointment*
    needless to say, i am no longer alowd to use finger nail polish.

  2. littleshrimp littleshrimp
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    that mini heart attack you get
    when you think you forgot your phone charger

:)

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