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Lost your pen= No pen
No pen= No notes
No notes= No study
No study= Fail
Fail= No diploma
No diploma= No work
No work= No money
No money= No food
No food= You get skinny
You get skinny= You get ugly

Ugly= No love

No love= No marriage
No marriage= No kids
No kids= Alone
Alone= Depression
Depression= Sickness
Sickness= Death





Dont lose your pens.
 

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Lost your pen= No pen No pen= No notes No notes= No study No

46 faves · 20 comments · Jun 19, 2013 2:21am

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lol · dont · lmao · pens · ahaha · funny

Steve* · 1 decade ago
i wont lose my pen|s..i dont even have one.
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* . ~ serena ~ . * · 1 decade ago
AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA xD
lol,me neither. cx
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I'llbuyyouflowers* · 1 decade ago
easy, use a pencil or buy more pen! problem solved :)
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* . ~ serena ~ . * · 1 decade ago
ahahaaaa truuee, truee xD
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insertcoolnamehere · 1 decade ago
the only reason i dont like this quote is the "skinny=ugly" in no way is skinny ugly. ive been skinny since i was born because i have very very high metabolism. i've always been called anorexic but i have never been and never will be. i'm allowed to love my bones without others thinking skinny is ugly. now i know that you didn't write this and this was no way targeted at you, just expressing my opinion(:
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* . ~ serena ~ . * · 1 decade ago
ahahaa yeah i express my feelings too. :3 and yeaaah... i know but it doesnt really mean what its saying ^w^
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Beanie* · 1 decade ago
lolololololololol
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* . ~ serena ~ . * · 1 decade ago
:DDD
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
Shouldn't have said skinny = ugly... I'm guessing people will get butthurt...
I've read another version where they said "no food = disease. Disease = ugly." or something.
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* . ~ serena ~ . * · 1 decade ago
nawwwwhh yeah :[
but it doesnt really mean it :3
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booda456 · 1 decade ago
omg i thought at the end it said Don't lose your pen/s xDDDD
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* . ~ serena ~ . * · 1 decade ago
LMAAAOO thats what the other guys said!!! xD
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lovinthelife · 1 decade ago
What happens if someone steals your pen lol?
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* . ~ serena ~ . * · 1 decade ago
probably the same thing xDD
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Aidan · 1 decade ago
At the end, I read don't loose your peniis.
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* . ~ serena ~ . * · 1 decade ago
errrmmgaaasssshh xD
EVERYONE ELSE.. dont read it like dis guy has xDD
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Aidan · 1 decade ago
I'm sorry, I'm so bad. I need a life.
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* . ~ serena ~ . * · 1 decade ago
ahahaaa itsh okaaaayyyy nawwwh i didnt mean to make yu feel bad. :"[
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kelly* · 1 decade ago
haha true, but you can always buy one from a stationery store or the newsagents (;
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* . ~ serena ~ . * · 1 decade ago
muhuhahahaaa xD
yeeaaah theyre like a dollar each x]]
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