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Why do people have quiet and respectful funerals? When I die, I want my
ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting "Thanks For The Memories" by, Fall Out Boy.
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Why do people have quiet and respectful funerals? When I die,

313 faves · 9 comments · Jun 10, 2013 2:29pm

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Hale_Storm18


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funny · falloutboy · funeral

mooymolo · 1 decade ago
this is perfect XD same except i want pete to jump out of my coffin like in this aint a scene its an arms race XD
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MySecretReality · 1 decade ago
yes omg i want this to happen at my funeral!! :P
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Wheeling · 1 decade ago
*Thnks Fr Th Mmrs. And, this is the most perfect thing I've ever read.
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kiaranine · 1 decade ago
yess
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dinosaur_rawr · 1 decade ago
The first three letters of funeral is fun therefor FUNerals should be FUN!!!! Also they should be celebrating the persons life not moping about the fact they are dead
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reinventlove · 1 decade ago
Ugh that song <3
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Nicklebee · 1 decade ago
Wouldn't you also be raining down on the guests too?... :o
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pluto* · 1 decade ago
Bc its sad
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Girl_Who_Waited · 1 decade ago
this...is...BRILLIANT
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