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mooymolo

1. mooymolo
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2012 2:58am UTC
   the year 3000? you think jonas brothers right?
   well i think busted.
   
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2. mooymolo
   posted a quote
   September 12, 2012 1:40pm UTC
   Funny Quotes From Mean Girls 2:
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   format jimmy365
   
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3. mooymolo
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2012 12:09pm UTC
   Dear parents,
   Are you sure hangman is a child-friendly game?
   Sincerely, dead man hanging from a pole.
   nmq
   
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4. mooymolo
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2012 12:07pm UTC
   Dear hand sanitizer,
   OWIEOWIEOWIEOWIEOWIE OW!!!!
   Sincerely, paper-cut on my hand that I forgot about.
   nmq
   
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5. mooymolo
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2012 12:03pm UTC
   Dear Bra,
   Thanks for being there for me when Pocket wasn't.
   Sincerely, Cell Phone.
   nmq
   
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6. mooymolo
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2012 12:01pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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7. mooymolo
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2012 11:59am UTC
   Dear Ariel,
   Sebastian didn't want you to become human because you're a ginger and would easily get burnt by the sun.
   Sincerely, it's true...
   nmq
   
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8. mooymolo
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2012 11:55am UTC
   Dear Mcdonalds,
   Please stop trying to convince us your food is healthy.
   Sincerely, we all know that's a lie.
   nmq
   
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9. mooymolo
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2012 11:52am UTC
   Dear ex,
   You know that Cee Lo Green song? Yeah, its dedicated to you.
   Sincerely, anonymous.
   
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10. mooymolo
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 11:49am UTC
    Dear parents,
    Thank you for never checking the internet history.
    Sincerely, your daughter.
    nmq
    
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11. mooymolo
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 11:42am UTC
    I got sent to my headmaster
    because when my teacher asked me what i would do in the olympics i answered,
    TOM DALEY
    
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12. mooymolo
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    August 25, 2012 10:18am UTC
    this is for the humans
    
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13. mooymolo
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    That gangsta feeling you get when you rap your favourite song without messing up.
    
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14. mooymolo
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    August 20, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    TOM DALEY OR ONE DIRECTION? WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
    
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15. mooymolo
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 7:22am UTC
    ACCORDING TO WITTY THIS QUOTE IS GOING TO GET 841 COMMENTS AND 521 FAVS WELL THAT DOESNT MEAN ITS GOING TO HAPPEN.....
    Format by Yayrey
    
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16. mooymolo
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 7:20am UTC
    DELANA <3
    
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17. mooymolo
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 7:16am UTC
    funny things to do 2#
    buy and ice cream in a cone, ask the ice cream man if he blieves in unicorns then squish the icream cone onto your forhead?
    
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18. mooymolo
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 7:12am UTC
    funny things to do 1#put a dora doll in the middle
    of walmart. when someone tries to pick her up
    yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
    NMQ/NMF
    
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19. mooymolo
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:12pm UTC
    tom daley <3
    
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20. mooymolo
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    "I bet you thought this was a 1D quote didnt you?
    well its definatly not,
    cos i dont need to write down everything one person says to show that i like them"
    - ME♥
    format credit to OneDirection
    
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