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Welllll I got some pretty shocking news today.
I was at the mall with my family and I got bored so I said I was going on a walk through the city.
My parents told me to be back in an hour so I said I would be.
As I was walking down the street, this lady looked stunned and came up to me.  She probably looked twice my age or something like that.
I asked if she needed help.
She was speechless and just went into her purse with a face like she just saw a ghost.
She took her wallet out and pulled out a picture.
She put it up to my face and said "This is my husband when he was 18 years old.
I moved the picture so that I could see it and I realized that it looked like a 90's version of me.
I didn't really know what to say and just looked at her really confused.
"Junior?" she asked me.
"What?" I had no idea what she was talking about.
"Junior? Charles Junior??"
That part freaked me out. How did she know my name was Charlie? Well I don't know where the junior part came from but Charles?
"I'm so sorry," she said.  Suddenly she just started crying into my chest.
After a few minutes, my phone rang and it was my mom.  So I answered and she asked me to come back to the mall and I said "Okay, Mom,"
Before I hung up the woman took my phone and said "Erin? It's me.  It's Catherine! I never thought I would find you guys again." and she started to cry but laugh at the same time.
My mom came and picked me and the woman, Catherine, up from the nearby gas station and took us home.
Now my mom and dad took Catherine to a restaraunt and told me to stay home with my siblings.

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Welllll I got some pretty shocking news today. I was at the mall

134 faves · 24 comments · Jun 9, 2013 6:35pm

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kitkat929m · 1 decade ago
You my friend, are adopted.
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*_* · 1 decade ago
?????
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Youngblood · 1 decade ago
To the people who plan to ask what happens,
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6788253
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
haha exactly!
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BiggestMusicFreak · 1 decade ago
ahh thank you!!
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itscomplicated9898 · 1 decade ago
UM KEEP US POSTED PLEASE
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
I have another quote up when I found out what happened
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savvywinter · 1 decade ago
Wait...what? Maybe its your mom's sister you never knew about...?
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someoneinhiding happy witty anniversary! · 1 decade ago
UMM omg that is absolutely insane
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seasons45 · 1 decade ago
This is crazy, but also exciting....idk why..
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im_just_me · 1 decade ago
woahh
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永久* · 1 decade ago
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?!!!
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
I put another quote up when I found out
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macjohnson8 · 1 decade ago
keep us updated on what happens next?
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sarbearthecarebear · 1 decade ago
Whoa who is she?
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dragonfly26 · 1 decade ago
Whoah man.... freaky stuff 0.o
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wittyteacher · 1 decade ago
Hey Charles, this is your aunt Catherine. I'm sorry we didn't have a chance to let you know what was going on before we left. We should be back soon. I think it would be best to let your parents explain it to you.
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BiggestMusicFreak · 1 decade ago
not cool.
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
Don't even joke about that, man
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ErinRAWR · 1 decade ago
what the fûck did I just read
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finding_nemo · 1 decade ago
Okay, what. Can you please tell me what happens when they get back from the restaurant?
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soccertrack · 1 decade ago
omg that is crazy....was this like planed or something
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
I honestly have no idea
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soccertrack · 1 decade ago
woah that is so weird....tell me what happens when they get back from the restaraunt
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