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1. macjohnson8
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2013 1:43pm UTC
   You're all I want,
   So much it's hurting.
   Format Credit: LettingSecretsGo
   
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2. macjohnson8
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2013 1:37pm UTC
   format by ethanol~
   format by ethanol~
   is it too much to ask for something great?
   
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3. macjohnson8
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2013 6:03pm UTC
   ///Jealousy keeps containing me, in time you'll see\\\
   ///just what we can be.\\\
   
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4. macjohnson8
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2013 6:00pm UTC
   WHERE ARE YOU?
   AND I'M SO SORRY.
   I CANNOT SLEEP,
   I CANNOT DREAM TONIGHT.
   
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5. macjohnson8
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2013 6:25pm UTC
   ♥
   There’s a difference between not being able to live without someone
   and loving them.
   — imaginator1d
   
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6. macjohnson8
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2013 9:08pm UTC
   Sometimes the calmest people in the world
   can also be the maddest
   and the ones who look so happy
   can also be the saddest.
   The ones who always want to sleep
   sleep so they'll never wake up
   and the sadness trapped deep inside
   is covered with makeup.
   They try so hard so no one knows
   the darkness that's within
   they just want to close their eyes
   and have them never open.
   And they think that if someone knew
   they would be in fear
   they'd send them off to get some help
   because of what they hear.
   and they're just so tired of being tired
   it drives them into madness
   and as much as they try to deny it
   fake happiness is the worst sadness.
   -m.j.
   
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7. macjohnson8
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2013 9:01pm UTC
   Drop 10 Workout
   repeat this workout twice a day, everyday for 2 weeks to drop 10 pounds!
   100 crunches to "Give Me Love" by Ed Sheeran
   90 jumping jacks to "Here We Go Again" by Demi Lovato
   80 lunges to "22" by Taylor Swift
   70 squats to "Blurred Lines" by Robin Thicke
   60 seconds running, 50 seconds plank, and 40 jumping jacks to "My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark" by Fallout Boy
   30 squats to "Suit and Tie" by Justin Timberlake
   20 high knees and 10 push ups to "I Would" by One Direction
   (You don't have to use these songs, but they're the ones I use and I think they work pretty well. Just suggestions. I'm a competition dancer, and this was reccommended by one of coaches and a few of my friends. What I do is I do this for two weeks straight, which will usually make me lose 8-10 pounds. I then take off a month or so, just to make sure that I don't overdo it. There is such a thing as losing too much weight, so please be responsible and don't do it too much. Hope you find this helpful!
   
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8. macjohnson8
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2013 7:01pm UTC
   Format credit: Sandrasaurus
   When the weight of the world is on your shoulders,
   the rope is getting thin,
   run for the hills,
   lay down in the water.
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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9. macjohnson8
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2013 6:47pm UTC
   spell your name and see what it means;
   a: hot b: loves people c: good kisser d: makes people laugh e: has gorgeous eyes f: really wild and crazy, adore you g: very outgoing h:easy to fall in love with i: loves to laugh and smile j: is really sweet k: really silly l: smile to die for m: makesdating fun n: loving and caring o: has one of the best personalities ever p: can be sweet and funny at times q: hyperactive r: good boyfriend or girlfriend s: cute t: very good kisser u: textaholic v: not judgmental w: very broad minded x: never let people tell you what to do y: is loved by everyone z: popular with all types of people
   M- makes dating fun
   A- hot
   C- good kisser
   K- really silly
   E- has gorgeous eyes
   N- loving and caring
   Z- popular with all types of people
   I- smile to die for
   E- has gorgeous ees
   HAHAHAHA yeah ok
   
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10. macjohnson8
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    I am 74% obsessed with my looks
    I own:
    [X] hair straightener
    [x] curling iron
    [ ] mousse
    [X] hairspray
    [x] gel
    [x] other sprays
    [x] bobby pins
    [x] hair clips
    [x] hair ties
    [] round barrel brush
    [x] blow dryer
    [x] mirror
    [ ] I have dyed my hair
    [ ] I have/had highlights
    TOTAL: 10
    Eyes: I own
    [X] black eyeliner
    [X] other color eyeliner
    [x] eye shadow
    [x] mascara
    [X] fake eyelashes
    [ ] eyelash curler
    [X] eye shimmer
    [X] contacts
    [ ] stunna shades
    [x] eye makeup remover
    TOTAL: 8
    Lips/Teeth: I own
    [x] clear lip gloss
    [x] red or pink lip gloss
    [X] lipstick
    [x] chap stick
    [ ] lip plumper
    [ ] electric toothbrush
    [ ] teeth whitener
    [ ] more than 15 lip glosses
    [x] toothpaste
    TOTAL: 5
    Complexion/Overall Face: I own
    [x] blush
    [x] moisturizer
    [x] face wash
    [X] bronzer
    [x] makeup remover
    [x] face wipes
    [x] powder
    [x] cover up
    [ ] blotting papers
    TOTAL: 8
    Nails:
    [x]nail polish/varnish
    [x] filer
    [x] nail clipper
    [x ] nail buffer
    [ ] cuticle remover
    [ ] nail hardener
    [ ] nail brush
    [X] fake nails
    [x] nail scissors
    TOTAL: 6
    OVERALL TOTAL: 37
    Now multiply your number by 2
    Then repost as I am % obsessed with my looks
    
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11. macjohnson8
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 10:25pm UTC
    in dreams, I meet you in warm conversation. we both wake in lonely beds, in different cities. and time is taking it's sweet time erasing you, and you've got your demons and darling,
    they all look like me.
    
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12. macjohnson8
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 1:52pm UTC
    don't talk to me while I have headphones in.
    but you always have headphones in
    well look who's catching on
    
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13. macjohnson8
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 11:45am UTC
    ........................................................................................................................................................................
    IT'S LIKE I'M FINALLY AWAKE,
    AND YOU'RE JUST A
    BEAUTIFUL MISTAKE.
    
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14. macjohnson8
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    In case you're having a bad day:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICSNwfCXLA8
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPkf4qwoGNo
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqEeP1acj4Y
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1lauHGBx7c
    You're welcome.(:
    
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15. macjohnson8
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 10:03am UTC
    Fri(end)
    Boyfri(end)
    Fo(always)od
    
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16. macjohnson8
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 9:56am UTC
    ~format by gabikk~
    We accept the love
    we think we deserve.
    
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17. macjohnson8
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    Ed Sheeran @EdSheeran
    I'm a strong, independent ginger man who don't need no grammy
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18. macjohnson8
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 11:53am UTC
    ~format by gabikk~
    Because things change.
    And friends leave.
    And life doesnt stop for anybody.
    
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19. macjohnson8
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 10:47am UTC
    how did Rome split?
    a pair of ceasars
    ;D
    
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20. macjohnson8
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 11:05am UTC
    Hacked!
    Mackenzie, close out your tabs before giving me the laptop.
    Love Mom.
    ;D
    
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