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Friend: It's my girlfriend's birthday tomorrow, what should I give her?
Me: Your D, give her your D.
Friend: But...I want to give her something big!
Me: Give her my D then.



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Friend: It's my girlfriend's birthday tomorrow, what

117 faves · 5 comments · Jun 2, 2013 4:03pm

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enginesGoBOOM* · 1 decade ago
Dude, I've been reading your quotes and they're so funny xD I've been cracking up at all your quotes
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
nice tags
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sparkleyunicorns7 · 1 decade ago
D!ck in a box!!!!!
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dreamx3r · 1 decade ago
My friend Nick did that to me, it sucked. x)
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Girl_Who_Waited · 1 decade ago
hahahahaha i laugh too much at this
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