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Getupandgo

1. Getupandgo
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2013 9:28pm UTC
   A bird just flew into my window almost as quickly as the wee flew out of my knickers.
   
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2. Getupandgo
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   July 26, 2013 9:26pm UTC
   I always type in lower case BUT I always write the word BUT in capital's.
   I like big BUT'S and I cannot lie.
   
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3. Getupandgo
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   April 25, 2013 2:43pm UTC
   Best cure for blemishes? Sandpaper.
   
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4. Getupandgo
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   February 21, 2013 7:12pm UTC
   Apparently 1 in 3 people suffer from insecurity.
   It's me, I know it.
   
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5. Getupandgo
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   February 10, 2013 6:38pm UTC
   Having Barack Obama's initials must stink.
   
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6. Getupandgo
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   February 10, 2013 6:16pm UTC
   Comment the funniest user!
   
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7. Getupandgo
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   February 10, 2013 6:11pm UTC
   COMMENT USER NAMES OF PEOPLE WHO
   DESERVE MORE FOLLOWERS!
   
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8. Getupandgo
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   February 10, 2013 9:39am UTC
   This sentence would be seven words long if it were six words shorter.
   
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9. Getupandgo
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   February 6, 2013 2:48pm UTC
   I just got a note through the door from my serial killer neighbour saying, "I want to K I _ _ Y O U."
   Why does he want to kiss me so bad?!
   
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10. Getupandgo
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    February 6, 2013 7:00am UTC
    A great man is always willing to be little
    
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11. Getupandgo
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    January 29, 2013 11:11am UTC
    As a child my mother always told me to wash my hands after taking a poop.
    However, she NEVER specified not using the toilet water...
    
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12. Getupandgo
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    January 29, 2013 11:06am UTC
    A man goes on a date with a girl.
    Guy: Do you think I'll ever see you again.
    Girl: I hope so.
    Guy: Great, when?
    Girl: When I run you over
    
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13. Getupandgo
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    January 28, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    A man walking his dog bumps into a man.
    The man, "You should look where you're going next time."
    Three minutes later the man with his dog walks into him again.
    "Seriously," shouts the angry recipient, "Stop walking into me."
    A few minutes pass again, the man and his dog bump into the man for a third time, this time knocking him to the ground.
    The man screams, "Oh my god. Stop this! Take off your sunglasses, it might help you see."
    
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14. Getupandgo
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    January 27, 2013 9:35am UTC
    - click to see this quote -
    
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15. Getupandgo
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    January 27, 2013 9:33am UTC
    My parents never let me do the things I want to.
    Like go out with friends, play loud music, kill my brother..
    
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16. Getupandgo
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    January 27, 2013 9:31am UTC
    I was brought to tears by a book the other day.
    The pages were made of onions.
    
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17. Getupandgo
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    January 27, 2013 9:25am UTC
    I'm terrible at my job.
    I'm an undercover agent.
    
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18. Getupandgo
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    January 2, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    OMG guys I haven't showered in a year!
    Oh wait, it's 2013...I haven't showered in 2 years.
    -WeAreTheBoys
    
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19. Getupandgo
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    I've got a really original joke about the 21st of December...
    Oh wait, no I haven't, and neither have most the people on here.
    
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20. Getupandgo
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    That awkward moment when the ketchup bottle makes a farting noise. Then you undo the lid and see a midget inside the bottle..farting.
    
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