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                                                   one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides
                                  was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them
                                like “who the f.u.ck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

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one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was

121 faves · 8 comments · May 11, 2013 2:08pm

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Serotonin · 1 decade ago
When I went to this wax museum I saw a statue that I couldn't identify. So, I moved in a bit closer to take a closer look and turns out it was just a random guy who then proceeded to lean in and try to kiss me. I just stepped back and laughed...and walked away...
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Was he hot?
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Serotonin · 1 decade ago
He was okay-ish. But he probably was in his twenties, so he was a bit old for me...
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
SO? Age is just a number.
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Serotonin · 1 decade ago
Yeah, and pedophilia is just a lifestyle?
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTIAeZwChRBKS7J-JVlVKj0ais8EQQ5nRQPy8is7yVojFsK3U5TTg
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Serotonin · 1 decade ago
LOL I WAS FOURTEEN AT THE TIME, THAT'S WHY IT WOULD BE WEIRD SINCE HE WAS LIKE 20 SOMETHING and I completely agree with that pic
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
I woulda done it #y0lo
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