*At home*
Me: Mom come here!
Mom: Okay.
*Takes a shower, makes supper, goes on a walk, reads 2 Harry
Potter books, pays bills, listens to music, watches tv, goes to
China and back.*
Mom: Honey, come here!
Me: Okay!
*Breathes*
Mom: OMG IVE ASKED YOU TO COME HERE. I EXPECT YOU TO COME RIGHT
AWAY. YOU'RE SUCH A DISGRACE CHILD. GO TO YOUR ROOM.
