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My name is Jessi, I just turned 17 and I'm on witty to get out all my thoughts that I would otherwise post on facebook, if I wasnt too shy for the people that they are about to see them :/
  1. marchand_gurl marchand_gurl
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 9:18am UTC
    ~ MY life, MY story, Most of yall haven't even made it past the title page! ~
    my original quote :)

  2. marchand_gurl marchand_gurl
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    February 11, 2013 8:55am UTC
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    February 5, 2013 11:31am UTC
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  4. marchand_gurl marchand_gurl
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 11:08am UTC
    That Boy .. ♥ ( My Boyfriend)
    What color is his hair:
    - brown
    -What style is it:
    - short
    What color eyes:
    - brown
    Cute smile:
    -yeah
    - Braces:
    - nope
    Glasses:
    - none
    Abs:
    - I dont know
    Height:
    - a lil taller than me
    What grade is he in:
    - last year of college
    How did you meet him:
    - a friend of my sister's party
    How long have you known him:
    - 3 years
    Does he play any sports:
    -no
    Can he play the guitar:
    - yes
    What about any other music instrument:
    - not that I know of
    Do you guys ever text:
    - ALOT
    Describe something he would wear on a typical day:
    - jeans, t-shirt
    What's your favorite thing you've seen him wear:
    - the sweater that he gave to me.
    Where you're able to see his tattoo and abs:
    - no
    Least favorite thing:
    - he's shy
    Do your friends know that you like him:
    - yup all of them
    Do you think your parents would like him if you were dating him:
    - I am dating him and my family appoves
    Have you met his parents:
    - yup
    What would you do if he saw your witty:
    - nothing?

  5. marchand_gurl marchand_gurl
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 11:00am UTC
    My best friend's list
    Cross Off the Things You Have Done
    Graduated high school
    Kissed someone
    Smoked a ciggarete
    Got so drunk you passed out
    Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid
    Gone to a rock concert
    Help someone
    Gone fishing
    Watched 4 movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time without sleep
    Lied to someone
    Snorted cocaine
    Dealt drugs
    Been in a car accident
    Been in a Tornado
    Done hard drugs
    Watched someone die
    Been at a funeral
    Burned yourself
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep
    Spent over £200 in one day
    Flown on a plane
    Sat first class (1st seat ) on a plane
    Cheated on someone
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing
    Been Sailing
    Cut yourself on accident
    Had a best friend
    Lost someone you loved.
    Shoplifted something
    Been to jail
    Dangerously close to being in jail
    Skipped School
    Skipped a class
    Had Detention
    Got in trouble for something you didn't do
    Stolen books from a library(accedentaly)
    Gone to a different country
    Dropped out of school
    Been in a mental hospital
    Been treated in a mental hospital
    Have watched all the Harry potter movies
    Had an online Diary
    Fired a gun
    Had a garden sale
    Had a lemonade stand
    Actually made money off of the lemonade stand
    Been in a school play
    Been fired from a job
    Taken a lie detector test
    Swam with dolphins
    Gone to seaworld.
    Gone to seaworld and seen Shamo
    Got absaloutly socked by Shamo.
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
    Written poetry
    read more than 20 books a year
    Written over a 30 page essay
    Gone to Europe.
    Loved someone you shouldn't have
    Befriended someone you shouldn't have
    Used a colouring book over the age of 12.
    Had Cancer
    Had stitches.
    Taken a taxi.
    Seen the Washington Monument
    Had more than 5 im's/chats online going all at once.
    Overdosed
    Had a drug or alcohol problem
    Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem
    Been in a fist fight
    Gone surfing in California
    Had or have a pet hamster
    Pet a wild animal
    Used a credit card
    Did "spirit day" at your school
    Dyed your hair
    Got a tatto.
    Had something pierced
    Got straight A's.(Almost)
    Been on Honor roll.
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS
    fell in love/ had or have a crush on your bestfriend.

  6. marchand_gurl marchand_gurl
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 9:18am UTC
    HARRY POTTER
    [x] Your hair is dark and can be messy.
    [x] You wear glasses.
    [x] You have a weird looking scar.
    [] You are brave.
    [] You have green eyes.
    [x] You like playing a particular sport.
    Total: 4
    RON WEASLEY
    [x ] You have red hair.
    [x] You are very loyal to your friends.
    x[] You are deathly afraid of spiders.
    [x] You are sarcastic.
    [x] You don’t have a lot of money.
    [x] You have older siblings.
    Total: 6
    HERMIONE GRANGER
    [x] You are bossy.(sometimes)
    [x] You are intelligent.
    [] Your hair is wavy or curly.
    [x] You have a cat.
    [x] You usually know how to handle tricky situations.
    [] You get made fun of a lot.
    [] You can’t draw
    Total: 5
    RUBEUS HAGRID
    [x] You are tall.
    [x] You are very friendly and soft hearted.
    [x] You love animals.
    [x] You are very helpful.
    [] You give in easily.
    [x] You are very loyal.
    Total: 5
    LUNA LOVEGOOD
    [x] You are weird and proud of it.
    [x] You don’t have loads of friends.
    [] You are a bit ditzy.
    [x] You are open minded.
    [x] You are quite spiritual.
    [x] You believe in things most people wouldn't.
    Total: 5
    DRACO MALFOY
    [] You are manipulative.
    [x] You can be very mean when you want to be.
    [] You are a snob.(i guess around certain people)
    [x] You can get jealous.
    [] You have blonde hair.
    [] You enjoy pranks. As long as they don’t hurt anyone.
    Total: 2
    NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM
    [x] You are close to your grandparents.
    [x] You are plump.
    [] You are easily frightened.
    [x] You get nervous easily.
    [ ] You like frogs and toads.
    [x] You are geeky.
    Total: 4
    Im just like Ron Weasley

  7. marchand_gurl marchand_gurl
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 9:18am UTC
    How much do I cost?
    Natural Hair:
    [x] Brown - $100
    [] Blonde - $50
    [] Black - $60
    [] Red - $70
    [] Other- $75
    Eye Color:
    [x] Brown - $50
    [] Green - $75
    [] Blue $150
    [] Hazel $100
    [] Other - $15
    Height:
    [] Over 7′ - $200
    [] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    [] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    [x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    [] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    [] Under 5′4 - $25
    Age:
    [] 50 to 56 - $175
    [] 46 to 50 - $150
    [] 41 to 45 - $125
    [] 31 to 40 - $100
    [] 26 to 30 - $75
    [] 21 to 25 - $50
    [] 19 to 20 - $25
    [X] 0 to 18 - $100
    Birth Order:
    [] Twins or more than twins - $750
    [] First Born - $320
    [] Only Child - $250
    [x] second born - $150
    [] Middle child - $100
    [] Last Born - $100
    [] third born - $550
    [] fourth born - $300
    [] fifth born - $400
    [] sixth born -$215
    Drink?
    [] I did like twice - $400
    [] Only Holidays - $250
    [] Sometimes - $215
    [] YES - $200
    [] only weekends - $300
    [] Every other day - $50
    [] Once a day - $15
    [] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
    [X] No - $600
    Vision?
    [] perfect vision - $400
    []need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
    [] No correction - $100
    [x] Glasses - $50
    [] contacts - $25
    [] Surgical correction - $100
    Shoe Size:
    [] 13+ - $300
    [] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
    [] 11 to 12 - $400
    [x] 7 to 10 - $500
    [] Under 7- $450
    Favorite Color
    [x] Green-$750
    [] Red - $600
    [] Black - $100
    [] Yellow -$475
    [] Brown - $300
    [] Purple - $225
    [] White - $400
    [] Aqua - $350
    [] Orange - $300
    [] Blue - $300
    [] Pink - $100
    [] Other - $500
    Total: $4775
    did you use a calculator to add it all up?
    [] Yes $0
    [x] Nope - $1000
    [] some- $750
    5775

  8. marchand_gurl marchand_gurl
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 9:05am UTC
    R.I.P. Brenden Lumely <3
    I've known you for 7 years and I never could've imagined that you would take your own life. I have missed you since I left that school after grade 6 and I will miss you even more now because all the memories I have of you are of times when you made me smile, made me laugh or when we were just having fun. To think that those memories will never come alive again or that I will never get a chance to make new memories with you is truly tragedic. Your suicide is like the finale of any great show, the people watching it fell in love with the characters and the story and truly never wanted it to end. unfortunately this one did. I can honestly say that the small communities of Glencoe, Newbury Ontario have lost an extremely awesome member of that little world. If you had one more day, you could have seen how much everyone would miss you and I hope you would have realized how loved you truly were, are and always will be.
    I guess from here on, it's till whenever we meet again.
    I Love You Brenden.
    Not just to my friend Brenden but anyone who has or has tried to commit suicide: You Shouldn't Have Done It!

  9. marchand_gurl marchand_gurl
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 8:22am UTC
    If you've ever been called ugly, put this as you quote and whoever sees it has to check your profile picture and fave it if they think you aren't ugly

  10. marchand_gurl marchand_gurl
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    December 7, 2012 11:07am UTC
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  11. marchand_gurl marchand_gurl
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 11:06am UTC
    You can
    Dream It......
    Live It......
    Acheive It......
    The choice is Yours

  12. marchand_gurl marchand_gurl
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 10:39am UTC
    When the decks are stacked against you
    Just take the deck and make life play 52 pick up :)

  13. marchand_gurl marchand_gurl
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 10:06am UTC
    You could have A MILLION reasons to stay down
    But only one to get back up...
    Because You Can!

  14. marchand_gurl marchand_gurl
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 9:48am UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT101:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    > He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    > He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outing
    > He called you to talk about nothing at all
    . > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    > He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you re-post this If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  15. marchand_gurl marchand_gurl
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 9:53am UTC
    Test ur tounge
    Find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow.
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    *find the B DON'T skip or your wish won't come true
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    Once you found the 'B' find the mistake
    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ
    Once you found the mistake Find the 1
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllll1llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    Once you found the 1. Find the 6
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999996999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    once you found the 6 find the N (it's hard!!!)
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    Once you found the N... find the Q
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    find the i
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    Now make 2 wishes!
    *~ they will come true~*
    Now as soon as you make ur 2 wishes repost this as "test ur tounge" ;)
    if u don't your wishes won'come true ;(
    You got 20 minutes! Hurry!!!!!

  16. marchand_gurl marchand_gurl
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 8:31am UTC
    kissing test♥
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

  17. marchand_gurl marchand_gurl
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 11:30am UTC
    Omg, On halloween in my drama class we played a game called squeeze murder and everyone had to hold hands. My friend asked my crush to stand in between me and her, he said no and that he was fine with where he was standing... No big deal. So eventually everyone in between me and him had been eliminated and it was time for me and him to hold hands... we looked at eachother for a few seconds as if to ask " is it ok?" after a few sconds he just took my hand and put it behind his back, right where the top of his boxers sit. I was like freaking out!! Then the game had ended and it was time for everyone to let go, happily (for me) He held on to my hand and didnt let go until I pulled my hand away. Then he sat beside me and said " Great game... we ROCKED IT!!"
    After class my friend was like " I changed the number so that you could hold his hand" I was like " :O really?" and she was like " No, that was just pure luck but you guys looked so cute together!"
    True Story <3 :)

  18. marchand_gurl marchand_gurl
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 11:21am UTC
    Cross Off the Things You Have Done
    Graduated high school
    Kissed someone
    Smoked a ciggarete
    Got so drunk you passed out
    Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid
    Gone to a rock concert
    Help someone
    Gone fishing
    Watched 4 movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time without sleep
    Lied to someone
    Snorted cocaine
    Dealt drugs
    Been in a car accident
    Been in a Tornado
    Done hard drugs
    Watched someone die
    Been at a funeral
    Burned yourself
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep
    Spent over £200 in one day
    Flown on a plane
    Sat first class (1st seat ) on a plane
    Cheated on someone
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing
    Been Sailing
    Cut yourself on accident
    Had a best friend
    Lost someone you loved.
    Shoplifted something
    Been to jail
    Dangerously close to being in jail
    Skipped School
    Skipped a class
    Had Detention
    Got in trouble for something you didn't do
    Stolen books from a library(accedentaly)
    Gone to a different country
    Dropped out of school
    Been in a mental hospital
    Been treated in a mental hospital
    Have watched all the Harry potter movies
    Had an online Diary
    Fired a gun
    Had a garden sale
    Had a lemonade stand
    Actually made money off of the lemonade stand
    Been in a school play
    Been fired from a job
    Taken a lie detector test
    Swam with dolphins
    Gone to seaworld.
    Gone to seaworld and seen Shamo
    Got absaloutly socked by Shamo.
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
    Written poetry
    read more than 20 books a year
    Written over a 30 page essay
    Gone to Europe.
    Loved someone you shouldn't have
    Befriended someone you shouldn't have
    Used a colouring book over the age of 12.
    Had Cancer
    Had stitches.
    Taken a taxi.
    Seen the Washington Monument
    Had more than 5 im's/chats online going all at once.
    Overdosed
    Had a drug or alcohol problem
    Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem
    Been in a fist fight
    Gone surfing in California
    Had or have a pet hamster
    Pet a wild animal
    Used a credit card
    Did "spirit day" at your school
    Dyed your hair
    Got a tatto.
    Had something pierced
    Got straight A's.(Almost)
    Been on Honor roll.
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS
    fell in love/ had or have a crush on your bestfriend.

  19. marchand_gurl marchand_gurl
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 11:13am UTC
    1. Where were you THREE hours ago? School
    2. What do you think of your LAST kiss? It was great but shouldn't have happened
    3. Are you wearing SOCKS right now? yep.
    4. When was the last time you went out of STATE? YEARS ago!
    5. Have you been to the M0VIES in the last 5 days? no
    6. What did you see? nothing?
    7. What was the last thing you had to drink? milk
    8. What are you wearing right now? orange muscle shirt, grey cover up and blue jeans.
    9. What was your last purchase? Mint flavored iced capp supreme from Tim Hortons
    10. Last food you ate? chicken burger
    11. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? idk?
    12. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? yes
    13. Do you have a pet? yes.
    14. What did you do last night? watched tv.
    16. If you could be anywhere you want where would it be? las angeles California
    17. What is the last thing you purchased online? nothing?
    18. One thing you hate about yourself? My low self esteem
    19. What’s your favorite soup? Pea Soup
    20. Do you miss anyone? yes
    21. Last movie you saw? 8 Mile
    22. What are your plans for the day? Make it through school and work
    23. Did you have fun today? not really
    24. Who is your last text message from? my sister
    25. Were you an honor roll student in school? in some subjects
    26. What do you know about the future? that its closer than we think
    27. Who was the last person you rode in a car with? my mom
    29. Do you have a tan? nope.
    30. How old do you want to be when you have kids? at least my 20's
    31. Did you meet anyone new today? no.
    32. Do you have any tattoos or piercings? ear piercings (2 in the bottoms of each ear and 1 in the top of my left ear), Tattoo on my right wrist
    33. How do you like your soda? from a bottle
    34. Do you like hot sauces? nope.
    35. What are you doing tomorrow? hopefully sleeping in
    36. What day is tomorrow? saturday
    37. What is your current mood? bored
    38. Why? cuz theres nothing to do at the moment
    39. Do you remember the first person you ever kissed? yes
    40. Do you have a crush on anyone right now? yes
    41. If you could be on a TV show, which one would it be? Degrassi
    42. Why? ... because its just like normal highschool but on tv
    43. Have you ever watched a movie and just “had” to do what they did? no
    44. Do you have a “face” you make in the mirror? no..
    45. Ever use someone else’s toothbrush? nope.
    46. Do you like/love the person you got this survey from? i don't know them.
    47. Can you whistle? yes
    48. Can you wiggle your ears? no.
    49. You have a song that comes on that you just “have” to turn up and sing to? yeah, lots.
    50. Who are you thinking about right now? my crush

  20. marchand_gurl marchand_gurl
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 11:02am UTC
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