wdmbguard posted a quote
October 27, 2013 4:25pm UTC
WITTY SURVEY: cross off the things you've done. Graduated high school Kissed someone Smoked a cigarette Got so drunk you passed out Rode in a police car for something you didn't do Rode every ride at an amusement park Collected Something really Stupid Gone to a rock concert Help someone Gone fishing Watched 4 movies in one night. Gone long periods of time without sleep Lied to someone Snorted cocaine Failed a class Dealt drugs Been in a car accident Been in a Huricane Done hard drugs Watched someone die Been at a funeral Burned yourself Ran a marathon Cried yourself to sleep Spent over $200 in one day Flown on a plane Sat first class (1st seat ) on a plane Cheated on someone Been cheated on Written a 10 page letter Gone skiing Been Sailing Cut yourself on accident Had a best friend Lost someone you loved Shoplifted something Been to jail Dangerously close to being in jail Skipped School Skipped a class Had Detention Got in trouble for something you didn't do Stolen books from a library Gone to a different country Dropped out of school Been in a mental hospital Been treated in a mental hospital Have watched all the Harry potter movies Had an online Diary Fired a gun. Had a yard sale Had a lemonade stand Actually made money off of the lemonade stand Been in a school play Been fired from a job Taken a lie detector test Swam with dolphins Gone to seaworld. Voted for someone on a reality tv show. Written poetry Read more than 20 books a year Written over a 30 page essay Gone to Europe Loved someone you shouldn't have Befriended someone you shouldn't have Used a colouring book over the age of 12. Had surgery Had stitches Taken a taxi Seen the Washington Monument Had more than 5 im's/chats online going all at once. Overdosed Had a drug or alcohol problem Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem Been in a fist fight Gone surfing in California Had or have a pet hamster Pet a wild animal Used a credit card Did "spirit day" at your school Dyed your hair Got a tattoo. Had something pierecd. (ears)
Shorty_Helps posted a quote
May 1, 2013 3:27pm UTC
*At home* Me: Mom come here! Mom: Okay. *Takes a shower, makes supper, goes on a walk, reads 2 Harry Potter books, pays bills, listens to music, watches tv, goes to China and back.* Mom: Honey, come here! Me: Okay! *Breathes* Mom: OMG IVE ASKED YOU TO COME HERE. I EXPECT YOU TO COME RIGHT AWAY. YOU'RE SUCH A DISGRACE CHILD. GO TO YOUR ROOM.
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