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Alarm: *goes off*
Me: *sleeps*
My mam: Neasa get up.
Me: *sleeps*
My brother: *Pokes me hard*
Me: *sleeps*
Dad: *decides to play Van Morrison CDs really loud*
Me: *sleeps*
Hurricane: *Blows tiles off house*
Me: *sleeps*
Rhinos: *charge down door*
Me: *sleeps*
Alpacalypse: *happens*
Me: *sleeps*
One sock: *falls off*
Me: Who has disturbed my slumber?

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Alarm: *goes off* Me: *sleeps* My mam: Neasa get up. Me: *sleeps*

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