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courtneylol_*

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Member Since: 19 Dec 2011 03:27pm

Last Seen: 19 Feb 2015 09:09pm

Birthday: October 25

Location: West Haven, CT

Gender: F

user id: 252680

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courtneylol_*
posted a quote
June 9, 2014 10:07pm UTC

I haven't been on here in months.
I would only start checking Witty once every few weeks starting about a year ago or more.
So much has changed.
Its been almost 3 years since I joned, and now its so empty.
Witty used to be my life, and looking at it now is so different

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courtneylol_*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 9:13pm UTC

If anyone asks,
Georgia Rose leaked it.

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courtneylol_*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 12:34am UTC

"The One Direction fandom leaked a song that was supposed to be released in December"
STAY WITH US CAUSE WE'RE QUITE QUICK IN 5 6 7 8

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courtneylol_*
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August 2, 2013 2:11pm UTC

*camping by fire*
dad's friend: take your foot away from the fire or else your croc will burn! see now your croc is ruined.
my dad: *disgusted face* all crocs should be burned anyways.
i love my dad.

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courtneylol_*
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 3:38pm UTC

If boobs slept
would that mean that they're breasting?

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courtneylol_*
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July 25, 2013 1:21pm UTC

mom: *sweeping*
mom: *screams*
me: what?
mom: a bug that jumps! *screams*
mom;*grabs a shoes and hits the bug 20 times*
mom: oh yeah? JUMP NOW.

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courtneylol_*
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 12:34pm UTC

Comment your instagram usernames below!
I'll follow you.
btw I'm courtney_carlson25
(not my quote)

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courtneylol_*
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 1:25am UTC

Steve leaving us alone is basically like a doctor leaving his mental patients alone for a while.
we need help.
steve. come back.
please.

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courtneylol_*
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 1:18am UTC

if demi didnt need a thigh gap for niall to
find her beautiful then
you dont either

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courtneylol_*
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 4:31pm UTC

*watching Zoey 101* (Curse of the PCA) when theyre stuck in a storm
*ghost is going after Zoey*
Mom: Yeah girl ,you're dead. You should've just gotten struck with lightning in the head and maybe you wouldnt have gotten pregnant at 16.

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courtneylol_*
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 2:38pm UTC

do you ever just get exhausted from doing nothing all day

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courtneylol_*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 10:30pm UTC

*opens ITunes*
*untangles headphones*
*ITunes opens*

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courtneylol_*
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 7:17pm UTC

me: *walks into school office* bow down to me peasants

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courtneylol_*
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 7:11pm UTC

normal people: *wakes up in the middle of the night* OMG I forgot to do my homework.
me: *wakes up in the middle of the night* OMG I forgot to have my midnight snack.

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courtneylol_*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 3:12pm UTC

Me: am i on yourcool's profile or under the top quotes

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courtneylol_*
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 5:38pm UTC

Me: Wow time flies when you have no friends.

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courtneylol_*
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 4:34pm UTC

If you ever feel stupid, just remember that earlier this year in Spanish class, I couldn't find the Spanish word in my Spanish-English dictionary and told the teacher and found out I was in the English section of it.

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courtneylol_*
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 4:53pm UTC

smart kid: omg im totally gonna fail this test!
smart kid: *gets 100*
me: omg im totally gonna fail this test.
me: *fails*

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courtneylol_*
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 11:48am UTC

They're fighting for your freedom.
Not for your day off from school.
Happy Memorial Day

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courtneylol_*
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 8:08pm UTC

Me: *going into kitchen to throw my trash out, already up and basically in the kitchen away from the food*
Sister: Can you give me a piece of pizza?
Me: No..
Sister: OH MY GOD COURTNEY. YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING FOR ANYONE. ITS A SIMPLE TASK AND YOU CAN NEVER DO IT. YOUR SO LAZY. YOUR SO SELFISH MY GOD LIKE SERIOUSLY YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING FOR ANYONE. ITS SO SIMPLE BUT YOU NEVER THINK OF ANYONE ELSE. SO WHAT IF ITS RIGHT THERE YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU TOO.
Me: OK! I get it..jeez you can stop now.
this just happened. i'm not kidding. my sister always flips on me for no reason all the time and makes me feel horrible about myself.

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