Socks Quotes

liomie362
posted a quote
March 20, 2016 3:54am UTC

roses are gray
violets are gray
i ate your socks
have a nice day
woof

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
January 29, 2016 9:01pm UTC

I was saving up money to get someone in my family something nice. but then my family annoyed me as a whole. so I just spent multiple hundred dollars on myself. even though I should probably have kept all that money due to the fact I won't have a job soon. but whatevs. can't stop won't stop.

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Raxin
posted a quote
December 8, 2015 3:50pm UTC

Hi!
My name is:
Your Mom
I'd love to tell you about:
Your Dirty Socks
quote and format by Raxin

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
November 13, 2014 4:32pm UTC

“
You'll never
guess what
I found
in my
sock last
night.
Go ahead-
Guess!
#SpongebobHipsterpants
”

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addy*
posted a quote
April 25, 2014 10:40pm UTC

you knock my socks off... and everything else ;) hahaha

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beautifulsmiles
posted a quote
March 23, 2014 1:16pm UTC

I like the socks that I'm wearing right now

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
March 20, 2014 12:27am UTC

And maybe everyone
is an ordinary sock.
We're worn down,
we sometimes even
develop some holes.
We're thrown into
a washer, a cleanser,
and yet we fail to get
rid of our stains. The
washer, much like our
friends, can't get rid
of our dirty sock residue.
The stains remain. Just
like our scars and much
like bad memories do.

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AtmosFEAR
posted a quote
March 8, 2014 4:57pm UTC

When I was little I thought that socks always had to go on either your left foot or right foot and since I somehow always got it right I thought I was a wizard.

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
February 16, 2014 11:07pm UTC

f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT*
*at church* (Don't ask me why, we were making
pancake things, so I went.)
Me: *Feels something in my sock, so takes off shoe
and sock to get it out*
Mum: *looks at me funny* What the heck are you
doing?
Me: Getting something out of my sock.
Mum: Put your sock back on you're making us look
like a family who loves to take off our shoes and
socks in public.
Me: Df?

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chachawawabubu
posted a quote
January 28, 2014 5:43pm UTC

That annoying wet spot that suddenly appears on the floor when you happen to be wearing socks

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Morgan*
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 8:50pm UTC

It's almost Christmas and I'm still wearing Halloween socks. Am I the only one?

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shegirl
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 8:14pm UTC

Stress In The Drawers
If theres anything worse than homework on a holiday break, which I have, is your sister's clothes.--But I cant help that she have the cutest scarfs and leggings. She's been freaking out about me borrowing things from her ever since I lost her lavender mist--Which she never used anyways. Today I needed fuzzy socks because i gave my feet a pedicure. When she came home first thing she said was "Where'd you get those?"

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RoseNightshade1799
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 10:22pm UTC

I finally figured it out.
Ninjas.
Their secret.
It's not years of practice.
It's not natural epic kickassness.
It's just really fuzzy, sound-muffling socks.

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lemon.cake*
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 11:14am UTC

socks + wood floor = most fun u will ever have

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KikiKiara
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 12:31am UTC

How do people sleep with socks on.

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DaniellaNella
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 8:12pm UTC

I have no clue what I'm gonna say on Friday when school starts.
Friend: "I went on a cruise."
Friend2: "I went to Europe."
Friend3: "I met One Direction."
Me: "I went to sleep with 2 socks on and when I woke up there was only one."

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brookeleigh626
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 7:45pm UTC

Apparently my socks never remember
"The Buddy System"
whenever I wash them.

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Onix*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 12:51pm UTC

Life is too short honey...
to waste time matching socks.

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_Omegle_
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 4:00am UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I have one sock on.
Stranger: I have no socks on.
You: why?
Stranger: im in my bed.
You: Oh, that makes sense. I don't wear socks in bed either.
Stranger: where do you live?
You: Canada.
Stranger: WE KICKED YOUR A.S.S. IN HOCKEY B.TCH! AND WE DONT EVEN LIKE HOCKEY HERE!
You: I don't watch hockey, so it's ok.
Stranger: We are offically better than you at everything. FACT.
You: I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY HEALTH CARE PLAN!
You have disconnected.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 5:09pm UTC

90% of my socks
Are single and you don't see them crying about it

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